"Evan Almighty" quotes

Evan Almighty poster
God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.

Director: Tom Shadyac
Writer: Steve Oedekerk, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow
Production: N/A
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 37/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $100,462,298
Released: 22 Jun 2007
Awards: 2 wins & 11 nominations

39 Clips

Make thee an ark of gopher wood - Evan Almighty 00:07
Make thee an ark of gopher wood
The dam Congressman - Evan Almighty 00:35
The dam Congressman
Your reservoir ruptured Prestige Crest it's all gone - Evan Almighty 00:33
Your reservoir ruptured Prestige Crest it's all gone
I'm just stressed and you are gone - Evan Almighty 00:04
I'm just stressed and you are gone
That would be a good day to have chicken How about mom's chicken Huh - Evan Almighty 00:09
That would be a good day to have chicken How about mom's...
With all these species what's being done about the feces - Evan Almighty 00:06
With all these species what's being done about the feces
But before we sign off we'd like to congratulate our very own Evan Baxter - Evan Almighty 00:20
But before we sign off we'd like to congratulate our very...
It's September 22 and we're all still here - Evan Almighty 00:08
It's September 22 and we're all still here
Marty said that Long cut corners violated building codes - Evan Almighty 00:13
Marty said that Long cut corners violated building codes
I love you - Evan Almighty 00:09
I love you
I'll tell you one thing these birds had a nice big meal before they flew in here - Evan Almighty 00:09
I'll tell you one thing these birds had a nice big meal...
He's filling the boat with two of every kind of animal - Evan Almighty 00:12
He's filling the boat with two of every kind of animal
Evan what are you doing You have a pony tail on your face - Evan Almighty 00:10
Evan what are you doing You have a pony tail on your face
There he is The head honcho The big kahuna - Evan Almighty 00:06
There he is The head honcho The big kahuna
Can I tase him - Evan Almighty 00:03
Can I tase him
Excuse me Do I know you - Evan Almighty 00:06
Excuse me Do I know you
What Are you shooting up Rogaine - Evan Almighty 00:04
What Are you shooting up Rogaine
I now issue a new commandment - Evan Almighty 00:07
I now issue a new commandment
I can't shave Marty When I shave it grows back out - Evan Almighty 00:07
I can't shave Marty When I shave it grows back out
I am successful I'm powerful I'm handsome I'm happy - Evan Almighty 00:29
I am successful I'm powerful I'm handsome I'm happy
This is too nice There's something crooked going on - Evan Almighty 00:06
This is too nice There's something crooked going on
Why couldn't the man just buy a Corvette - Evan Almighty 00:05
Why couldn't the man just buy a Corvette
Did you just do a wardrobe change - Evan Almighty 00:07
Did you just do a wardrobe change
Is that a llama with a hammer - Evan Almighty 00:04
Is that a llama with a hammer
Why do you sound like Evan Baxter but look like a Bee Gee - Evan Almighty 00:06
Why do you sound like Evan Baxter but look like a Bee Gee
Do the dance - Evan Almighty 00:18
Do the dance
Get on the ark Everyone on the ark now - Evan Almighty 00:24
Get on the ark Everyone on the ark now
If that comes out your front - Evan Almighty 00:06
If that comes out your front
Evan Baxter You have gone from newsman to congressman to caveman - Evan Almighty 00:13
Evan Baxter You have gone from newsman to congressman to...
What in the world I can't even get my cat to use the litter box - Evan Almighty 00:06
What in the world I can't even get my cat to use the litter...
Did you say build a boat - Evan Almighty 00:12
Did you say build a boat
Oh my God - Evan Almighty 00:13
Oh my God
Sheeeeep - Evan Almighty 00:04
Sheeeeep
The way things go around here - Evan Almighty 00:06
The way things go around here
Evan what happened - Evan Almighty 00:15
Evan what happened
I pledge allegiance to the flag - Evan Almighty 00:22
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Honey maybe God didn't mean a literal flood - Evan Almighty 00:17
Honey maybe God didn't mean a literal flood
How do we change the world - Evan Almighty 00:14
How do we change the world
Let me ask you something - Evan Almighty 00:30
Let me ask you something

Cast

Evan Baxter - Steve Carell
Joan Baxter - Lauren Graham
Dylan Baxter - Johnny Simmons
Jordan Baxter - Graham Phillips
Ryan Baxter - Jimmy Bennett
Congressman Long - John Goodman
Eugene - Jonah Hill
Eve Adams - Molly Shannon
Congressman Burrows - Harve Presnell
Evan's Staffer - P.J. Byrne
Evan's Staffer - Ralph Louis Harris
Evan's Staffer - Arden Myrin
Builder - Brian Howe
Delivery Guy - Ralph P. Martin
Mail Person - Maile Flanagan
CNN Reporter - Angela Martinez
Ark Reporter - Ed Helms
Ark Reporter - David Barrera
Ark Reporter - Jeremiah Birkett
Ark Reporter - Jesse Burch
Ark Reporter - Rachael Harris
Ark Reporter - Casey Strand
Ark Reporter - Wayne Wilderson
Officer Collins - Dean Norris
Capitol Policeman - Derick Alexander
Capitol Policeman - Scott Rollins
Congressman Dodd - Madison Mason
Congressman Hughes - Bruce Gray
Congressman Stamp - Paul Collins
Staffer - Lisa Arch
Staffer - Judith Benezra
Staffer - Gerald Downey
Staffer - Simon Helberg
Staffer - Dylan Jones
Staffer - Jay Lay
Staffer - Suzy Nakamura
Staffer - Matt Price
Staffer - Irene Roseen
Staffer - Larry Sullivan
Staffer - Jon Wellner
Neighbor - Channing Chase
Neighbor - Jim Doughan
Neighbor - Shelley Dowdy
Neighbor - Meagen Fay
Neighbor - Pete Gardner
Neighbor - Gregg Goulet
Neighbor - Jan Hoag
Neighbor - Harry S. Murphy
Neighbor - Ruth Williamson
Newsroom Camera Operator - Don Dowe
Newsroom Camera Operator - Shashawnee Hall
Court Stenographer - Lucia Scarano
Congressional Reporter - Deborah Carson
Officer M. Gilbert - Lamont Thompson
Officer B. McKenzie - Larry Dorf
Newsroom Stage Manager - Tom Beyer
Local Weatherman - Topper Shutt
Network Reporter - Juan M. Fernández
Network Reporter - Bridget White
Reporter in Evan's Office - Roxana Ortega
Fish 'n' Chips Patron - Brendan Patrick Connor
Fish 'n' Chips Patron - Charlie Hartsock
Committee Member - William Dennis Hunt
Committee Member - Franklin Dennis Jones
Committee Member - Lillian Lehman
Committee Member - Catherine McGoohan
Committee Member - Phil Reeves
Committee Member - Edmund L. Shaff
Committee Member - Tucker Smallwood
Committee Member - David St. James
Congressperson - Donzella Berry
Congressperson - Brian Carpenter
Congressperson - Thomas Crawford
Congressperson - Gregg Daniel
Congressperson - Bill Debrason
Congressperson - Terry Menefee Gau
Congressperson - Mario Griego
Congressperson - Bonnie Johnson
Congressperson - Ted Johnson
Congressperson - Michael Stanton Kennedy
Congressperson - Frances Mitchell
Congressperson - James Newman
Congressperson - Patrick Pankhurst
Congressperson - Alan Sader
Congressperson - James Shanklin
Congressperson - Robert Shepherd
Congressperson - Rick Warner
Congressperson - Rachel Winfree
Jon Stewart - Jon Stewart
Congressman - Michael Ahl
Wrecking Ball Operator - Bruno Amato
Neighbor - Jeremy Ambler
Congressperson - Nora Bauer
The Bear - Bart the Bear
The Bear - Honey Bump Bear
SWAT Officer - Mark Bedell
Susan Ortega - News Anchor - Catherine Bell
Photographer - Greg Black
Congressman - Felix J. Boyle
Reporter - Ray Bullock
Neighbor - Bootie Chewning
Congressperson - Robert Christian
Congressman - David Cohen
Tattooed Driver - Greg Cooper
Neighbor - Brandon Cordon
Press Photographer - Rob Darren
Capitol Hill Photographer - Ed Easterling
Reporter - Kimberly Evan
Neighbor - Jennifer Glasgow
Photographer - James Green
Congressperson - Dot Gregory
Neighbor - Leslie Gunning
Neighbor - Lucas N. Hall
Capitol Hill Photographer - Matthew Herington
Businesswoman - Katherine Hoskins Mackey
Neighbor - Marc A. Hutchins
Ark Reporter - Henry Jaderlund
Congressman - Raymond H. Johnson
Fish 'n' Chips Patron - Travis Jourdain
Capitol Police Officer - Aaron Michael Lacey
Congressional Staffer - Kimberly Langley
Press Photographer - Lawrence Laravela
Nosy Neighbor - Mark Mannette
News Reporter - Todd McCall
Congressman Long's Aide - Jared Morrison
Panicked Neighbor - Ian Novotny
Steve Carell's Parade Car Driver - Christopher Phillips
Capitol Police Officer - Vito Pietanza
Neighbor - David Powledge
Congressional Staffer - Phillip A. Ranallo
Boy in Crowd - Jacob Rhodes
Tourist - McKenzie Shea
Union Mechanic - Tim L. Smith
Neighbor - Rachel Streater
Onlooker - Ryan Sun
Boy in Restaurant - Devon Tucker
Metro Cop - Nick Ventura
Congressional Staffer - Lauren Starkey Ward
Ark Reporter - Terry Ward
Neighbor - Lee Washington
Construction Worker - Chris Winters
Capitol Police Officer - Stephen Zaleski