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Building something

You're building something? Well, I hope it's a barber shop. Guys, I can't let Long see...

Evan Almighty • 2007

Building something. MARTY:You're building something? Well, I hope it's a barber shop. Guys, I can't let Long see methis way, okay? You're gonna have to tell him I'm sick.Just cover for me. Just help me out! Come on, Evan, be reasonable.You got to get rid of that beard. I need your face back. I need you back. Can you at least tell mewhat you're building? I'm building a boat.You're building a boat? Look, you got to cover for me.I don't want anybody to see... Congressman! There you are! Congressman Long, I, I, I, I... Stop stammering, son.We all play hooky from time to time. I'm not gonna turn you in to the principal.Mostly because I am the principal. Very good. What's with the veil?Did you get your new set of braces? No, no. No. That's hilarious, though. Would you drop that thing, son?I can't understand a word you're saying

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Building something

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MARTY You're building something

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Well I hope it's a barber shop

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Guys I can't let Long see me this way okay

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You're gonna have to tell him I'm sick Just cover for me Just help me out

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DOOR CLOSING

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Come on Evan be reasonable You got to get rid of that beard

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I need your face back I need you back

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Can you at least tell me what you're building

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I'm building a boat You're building a boat

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Look you got to cover for me I don't want anybody to see

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Congressman There you are

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Congressman Long I I I I

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Stop stammering son We all play hooky from time to time

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I'm not gonna turn you in to the principal Mostly because I am the principal

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LAUGHING

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Very good

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What's with the veil Did you get your new set of braces

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No no No That's hilarious though

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Would you drop that thing son I can't understand a word you're saying

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ببناء شيء

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تقوم ببناء شيء

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أتمنى أن يكون صالونا للحلاقة

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يجب ألا يراني لونغ بهذا الشكل

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قولا له إنني مريض يجب أن تجدا مبررا لغيابي ساعداني

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كن عاقلا يا إيفان احلق تلك اللحية

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يجب أن أستعيد وجهك يجب أن أستعيدك

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أخبرني على الأقل بما تبني

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أبني قاربا تبني قاربا

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ساعدني لا أريد أن

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يا حضرة النائب ها أنت هنا

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يا حضرة النائب لونغ أنا

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كف عن التمتمة يا بني نتغيب جميعا دون تبرير

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لن أفضح أمرك أمام المدير خاصة لأنني المدير

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هذا مضحك جدا

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لماذا تحجب فمك هل وضعت مقوما للأسنان

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لا لا لكن هذا مضحك جدا

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أنزل هذا المستند لا أفهم شيئا مما تقوله

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construis un truc

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Tu construis un truc

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Un salon de coiffure j'espère

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Long ne doit pas me voir comme ça

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Dites que je suis malade Couvrez moi Aidez moi

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Sois raisonnable Vire cette barbe

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Je veux te retrouver

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Que construis tu

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Un bateau

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Cache moi Je ne veux pas qu'on me voie

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M le député Vous voilà

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M le député je

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Assez bafouillé On sèche tous parfois

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Je ne vous cafte pas au proviseur car c'est moi

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Excellent

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Pourquoi ce voile On vous a posé des bagues

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Désopilant

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Baissez ça Je ne vous entends pas

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baue etwas

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Du baust etwas

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Nun ich hoffe es ist ein Friseursalon

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Hört zu Long darf mich so auf gar keinen Fall sehen Ok

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Ihr müsst ihm sagen dass ich krank bin

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Denkt euch irgendwas aus Ihr müsst mir helfen

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Komm schon Evan sei vernünftig rasier dir endlich deinen Bart ab

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Ich brauch dein Gesicht wieder Ich brauche dich wieder

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Sag mir wenigstens was du da baust

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Ich baue ein Boot Du baust ein Boot

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Halte die Stellung hier für mich Ich will nicht dass mich jemand so

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Congressman Da sind Sie ja

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Wer ich Congressman Long ich ich äh ich äh

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Stammeln Sie nicht rum mein Sohn wir schwitzen doch alle gelegentlich mal

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Ich werd Sie schon nicht beim Direktor verpetzen

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Nicht zuletzt weil ich ja der Direktor bin

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Wirklich sehr gut

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Wieso verstecken Sie sich Haben Sie 'ne neue Zahnspange

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Nein Nein ich äh da da das ist eine komische Sache

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Jetzt nehmen Sie das mal runter Ich

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kann kein Wort von dem verstehen was Sie sagen

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Kau bangun itu mow ada tukang cukur

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Ayo kau harus singkirkan itu kumis aku butuh wajah mu kembali muka mu kembali

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bangun kapalIApa

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ltu kau di sanalAku tak akanstun aku

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Kau ada perayaan baru mu

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Я кое что строю

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Ты кое что строишь Хорошо бы парикмахерскую

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Так ясно что Лонгу не нужно меня видеть Вы должны меня прикрыть

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Скажите что я заболел Выручайте

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Хватит Эван будь благоразумным Соскобли ты свою бороду Где твой прежний вид Надо его вернуть

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Объясни хоть что ты строишь Я строю корабль

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Ты строишь корабль

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Мартин прикрой меня Я не хочу что бы меня кто нибудь увидел

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Конгресмен Вот вы где

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Конгресмен Лонг Я м я

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Хватит мямлить Все мы бывает прогуливаем Я же вас к директору не поведу Потому что я сам руководство Ха ха ха

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Восхитительно

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Вычто прикрываетесь Брекеты поставили Ха ха ха

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Нет нет Я не

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Опустите папку сынок Я ни слова не разбираю

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Не нужно

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Construyendo algo

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Estás construyendo algo

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Espero que sea una peluquería

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Long no puede verme así

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Díganle que estoy enfermo Cúbranme Ayúdenme

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Evan sé razonable Quítate esa barba

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Necesito ver tu rostro Necesito que regreses

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Qué estás construyendo

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Un bote Un bote

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Sólo cúbreme No quiero que nadie

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Congresista Ahí está

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Congresista Long yo yo yo

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Deje de tartamudear Todos nos vamos de pinta

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No lo voy a acusar con el director Sobre todo porque yo soy el director

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Muy bueno

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Por qué se tapa Le pusieron frenos

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No no Pero es muy gracioso

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Baje esa cosa No le entiendo una palabra

Available in 7 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

28

Timestamp in Movie

00:41:49

Uploaded

Feb 28, 2026

Genres

comedy, family, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.