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Evan Almighty

Goodbye, Evan. Joan!

Goodbye, Evan. Joan!

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Goodbye Evan
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ENGINE STARTING
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Joan
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
175
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:49
Uploaded
Feb 28, 2026
Genres
comedy, family, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.
I know! - Evan Almighty 00:07
I know!
Do me a favor. - Evan Almighty 00:32
Do me a favor.
The way things go around here, if he gets any crazier, we may end up in the White House. - Evan Almighty 00:18
The way things go around here, if he gets any crazier, we...
He's filling the boat with two of every kind of animal. - Evan Almighty 00:12
He's filling the boat with two of every kind of animal.
Let me ask you somethingIf someone prays for patience you think God gives them patienceOr does he give them the opportunity to be patientIf they pray for courage does God give them courageor does he give them opportunities to be courageousIf someone - Evan Almighty 00:30
Let me ask you somethingIf someone prays for patience you...
JON: Guess this comes as no surprise to those who remember his campaign promise, "I will lower taxes, "go crazy and build a gigantic ark." - Evan Almighty 00:11
JON: Guess this comes as no surprise to those who remember...
JOAN: Evan! - Evan Almighty 00:09
JOAN: Evan!
Rough week? - Evan Almighty 00:22
Rough week?
I don't know what's going on, or what you're going through, - Evan Almighty
I don't know what's going on, or what you're ...
But, Evan, we have to talk about the ark. - Evan Almighty 00:21
But, Evan, we have to talk about the ark.
Don't you dare take that ark down. - Evan Almighty 00:15
Don't you dare take that ark down.
Is that a llama with a hammer - Evan Almighty 00:04
Is that a llama with a hammer
Thanks. - Evan Almighty 00:10
Thanks.
Hold it right there. - Evan Almighty 00:13
Hold it right there.
High five. - Evan Almighty 00:34
High five.
With all these species what's being done about the feces - Evan Almighty 00:06
With all these species what's being done about the...
Evan Baxter! - Evan Almighty 00:13
Evan Baxter!
Thanks. - Evan Almighty
Thanks.
RITA Why couldn't the man just buy a Corvette - Evan Almighty 00:05
RITA Why couldn't the man just buy a Corvette
So you can make us look stupid 'Cause I go to church every SundayOkay every other SundayI've been to church And that does not sound like God to me - Evan Almighty 00:12
So you can make us look stupid 'Cause I go to church...