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Hello, Congressman

Hello, Congressman.Mind if I park my boat here for a little while? But how... The dam,...

Evan Almighty • 2007

Hello, Congressman.Mind if I park my boat here for a little while? But how... The dam, Congressman. Your reservoir ruptured.Prestige Crest, it's all gone. No. They said that couldn't happen. I never thought this... You. You did this to me.You set me up, you crazy son of a... Wow. That is disgusting. If that comes out your front, I don't even want to knowwhat's coming out the back. Don't look down, Congressman,but the wolves are here, although I wouldn't worry so muchabout these wolves as those

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Hello Congressman Mind if I park my boat here for a little while

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But how

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The dam Congressman

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Your reservoir ruptured Prestige Crest it's all gone

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No They said that couldn't happen

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I never thought this

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You You did this to me You set me up you crazy son of a

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MONKEYS SCREECHING

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Wow That is disgusting

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If that comes out your front

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I don't even want to know what's coming out the back

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SNARLING

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Don't look down Congressman but the wolves are here

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although I wouldn't worry so much about these wolves as those

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مرحبا يا حضرة النائب أتسمح لي بركن قاربي هنا

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كيف السد يا حضرة النائب

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تحطم الخزان اختفت برستيج كريست

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لا قالوا إن هذا أمر مستحيل

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لم أفكر قط

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أنت أنت المذنب في ذلك نصبت فخا لي أيها المعتوه

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هذا مقرف

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إن كان هذا ما يخرج من فمك

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فلا أريد أن أعرف ما يخرج من مؤخرتك

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لا تنظر إلى أسفل لكن الذئاب هنا يا حضرة النائب

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مع أنني قلق أكثر بشأن تلك الذئاب

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Bonjour M le député Je peux garer mon bateau ici

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Mais comment Votre barrage

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a cédé Prestige Crest n'existe plus

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C'était soi disant impossible

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Je n'aurais pas cru

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C'est vous qui m'avez fait ça Vous m'avez piégé fils de

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C'est répugnant

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Si tu sors ça par devant

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je te dis pas ce qui sort par derrière

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Ne regardez pas mais les loups sont là

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Cela dit je redoute moins ces loups que ceux là

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Hallo Congressman Was dagegen wenn ich mein Boot mal hier kurz parke

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Aber wie äh Der Staudamm Congressman

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Der Staudamm ist gebrochen Prestige Crest ist weg

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Nein die sagten das kann nicht passieren

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Ich hätte niemals gedacht da

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Sie Sie waren das Sie haben das getan Sie

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Wow Das ist ekelig

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Wenn das bei dir vorne rauskommt

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will ich nicht wissen was hinten rauskommt

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Nicht hinsehen Congressman Aber die Wölfe sind hier

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Obwohl ich mir um die hier weniger Sorgen machen würde als um diese da

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Здравствуйте конгресмен Можно мне припарковать тут свой кораблик

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Ну как

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Дамба конгресмен Ваше озеро вышло из берегов Верх Престижа уничтожен

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Но мне сказали что это не возможно Я не думал что Ты всё это ты устроил Ты поставил меня

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Да от этого уже не отмыться

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Раз спереди такое вылетает то что ж у тебя выходит сзади

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Не смотрите туда конгресмен там волки Правда на вашем месте я бы больше боялся волков вот этих

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Hola congresista Le importa si estaciono aquí mi barco

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Cómo La presa congresista

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Su presa se reventó Prestige Crest ya no existe

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No Dijeron que eso jamás pasaría

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Jamás pensé

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Tú Tú me hiciste esto Me pusiste una trampa demente

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Qué asco

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Si eso te sale por delante

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no quiero saber lo que te sale por detrás

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Aquí están los lobos congresista

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Aunque yo me preocuparía más por esos lobos

Available in 7 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

54

Timestamp in Movie

01:24:11

Uploaded

Feb 28, 2026

Genres

comedy, family, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.