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I am successful I'm powerful I'm handsome I'm happySuccessful powerful handsome happySCREAMINGGet it out son It's the beginning of wisdomHow did you get in here I'm calling the copsOh no No need Look

Careful pulling out. Pedestrian in the crosswalk

Evan Almighty • 2007

Evan Baxter:
I am successful, I am powerful, I am handsome, and I am happy. Sucessful, powerful, handsome-Evan Baxter:AAGGGHHHHH! AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!God: Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.Evan Baxter:How did you get in here? D'ah! I'm calling the cops.God:No wait. Look-look-look. There's one right there.Evan Baxter:Officer! Officer! Carjacker, Carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car!Officer "God":Careful pulling out. Pedestrian in the crosswalk

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I am successful I'm powerful I'm handsome I'm happy

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Successful powerful handsome happy

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SCREAMING

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Get it out son It's the beginning of wisdom

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How did you get in here I'm calling the cops

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Oh no No need Look Look There's one right there Right there

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Officer Officer Officer Carjacker Carjacker in the car Carjacker in the car

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GASPING

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Careful pulling out Pedestrian in the crosswalk

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انس الموضوع يا إيفان انتهى الأمر رحل هذا المعتوه

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أنا ناجح أنا قوي أنا وسيم أنا سعيد

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ناجح قوي وسيم سعيد

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اصرخ يا بني هذه بداية الحكمة

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كيف وصلت إلى هنا سأتصل برجال الشرطة

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لا حاجة إلى ذلك يوجد شرطي هناك

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أيها الشرطي يوجد سارق سيارات داخل السيارة

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حذار عند تقاطع الطرق يعبر أحد المشاة الطريق

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Oublie Evan Le dingo est parti

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Je suis brillant puissant beau heureux

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Brillant puissant beau heureux

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Lâche toi C'est le début de la sagesse

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D'où vous sortez J'appelle les flics

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Inutile Regarde il y en a un là

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M l'agent Pirate de la route Pirate à bord

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Attention au piéton en démarrant

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Denk nicht mehr dran Evan Es ist vorbei Der Geisteskranke is' weg

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Ich bin erfolgreich ich bin einflussreich ich bin gutaussehend ich bin glücklich

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Erfolgreich einflussreich gutaussehend glücklich

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Ist ja gut Sohn Es ist der Anfang der Weisheit

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Wie kommen Sie hier rein So ich werd die Polizei rufen

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Da vorne steht 'n Polizist Siehst du da

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Officer Officer Überfall Ich werde entführt Ich werde entführt Ich werde entführt

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Sei vorsichtig wenn du weiterfährst Da vorn läuft grad einer über die Straße

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Всё позади Чудик свалил Я влиятелен удачлив счастлив привлекателен

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влиятелен удачлив счастлив привлекателен а а а а а а а

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Не ори сынок Начало мудрости страх господний

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Откуда вы взялись Я звоню в полицию

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Стой Стой Не звони Вон смотри Видишь полицейский

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Патрульный сюда Патрульный у меня в машине грабитель Арестуйте его арестуйте его сейчас же Ох

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Осторожней за рулём На перекрёстке пешеход

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Soy exitoso soy poderoso soy guapo soy feliz

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Exitoso poderoso guapo feliz

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Ya basta Es el comienzo de la sabiduría

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Cómo entraste Voy a llamar a la policía

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No es necesario Mira Ahí hay uno

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Oficial Oficial Secuestrador Un secuestrador en el auto

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Cuidado al arrancar Está cruzando un peatón

Available in 7 languages

Duration

29 seconds

Views

568

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:36

Uploaded

Feb 28, 2026

Genres

comedy, family, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.

Actors

Evan Baxter

God