I am successful, I am powerful, I am handsome, and I am happy. Sucessful, powerful,...
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[Evan is driving to work]
Evan Baxter:
I am successful, I am powerful, I am handsome, and I am happy. Sucessful, powerful, handsome-
[Looks into rearview, and sees God in the back seat, having just appeared out of nowhere]
Evan Baxter:
AAGGGHHHHH! AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
God:
[smiling]
Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.
Evan Baxter:
How did you get in here? D'ah! I'm calling the cops.
God:
No wait. Look-look-look. There's one right there.
[Points to a motorcycle cop on the shoulder. Evan rolls down his window]
Evan Baxter:
Officer! Officer! Carjacker, carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car!
[the officer turns his head, revealing that he is God]
Officer "God":
Careful pulling out. Pedestrian in the crosswalk.
[Evan turns around. God has vanished from there. He looks and sees God crossing the street, and in the car behind him, honking for him to move]
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I am successful I'm powerful I'm handsome I'm happy
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Successful powerful handsome happy
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SCREAMING
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Get it out son It's the beginning of wisdom
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How did you get in here I'm calling the cops
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Oh no No need Look Look There's one right there Right there
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Officer Officer Officer Carjacker Carjacker in the car Carjacker in the car
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GASPING
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Careful pulling out Pedestrian in the crosswalk
Clip duration: 29 seconds
Views: 144
Timestamp in movie: 00h 17m 37s
Uploaded: 04 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, family, fantasy
Summary: God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.
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