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I gotta hand it to you, this is quite the show

I gotta hand it to you,this is quite the show. According to my source,the show hasn't even...

Evan Almighty • 2007

I gotta hand it to you,this is quite the show. According to my source,the show hasn't even started yet. Still expecting the big flood. You know, voters don't respondto the gloom and doom stuff. They like a more positive message. Like the one you're sending with your bill? How much did you make off of all this land? You are destroyingour national parks for profit. You have a problem with somebodytaking a little profit? It's called business, son. So if I need to get a message out there,or get a congressman elected there are people who pay for it, and yes,those people want this bill to happen and, by God, it's gonna happen.Now you look down there. Those are the wolves, son. I'm gonna give you one last chance.Take down this boat. I'm giving you one last chance. Repent. Such a shame. You had possibilities. But you want to stop progressto save the Earth. Go for it. Good luck getting a treeto come to the polls

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I gotta hand it to you this is quite the show

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According to my source the show hasn't even started yet

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Still expecting the big flood

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You know voters don't respond to the gloom and doom stuff

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They like a more positive message

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Like the one you're sending with your bill

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How much did you make off of all this land

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You are destroying our national parks for profit

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You have a problem with somebody taking a little profit

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It's called business son

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So if I need to get a message out there or get a congressman elected

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there are people who pay for it and yes those people want this bill to happen

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and by God it's gonna happen Now you look down there

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Those are the wolves son

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I'm gonna give you one last chance Take down this boat

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I'm giving you one last chance Repent

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Such a shame You had possibilities

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But you want to stop progress to save the Earth Go for it

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Good luck getting a tree to come to the polls

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أعترف لك بذلك أنت تقدم استعراضا بارعا

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وفقا لمصدري لم يبدأ الاستعراض بعد

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ما زلت تنتظر الطوفان الكبير

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لا يحب الناخبون الوعود المتشائمة

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يريدون سماع رسالة إيجابية مثل الرسالة التي يتضمنها مشروعك

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ما هي أرباحك من بيع هذه الأراضي كلها

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أنت تدمر حدائقنا العامة لكسب المال

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ألديك مشكلة في كسب المال

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إنها ت سمى الأعمال

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لذا إن أردت نقل رسالة أو انتخاب نائب

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يجب أن يدفع بعض الناس ثمنها وأولئك الناس يريدون إقرار هذا القانون

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وسوف يحصل انظر إلى الأسفل

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ها هي الذئاب

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سأمنحك فرصة أخيرة يجب أن تدمر هذا القارب

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أنا سأمنحك فرصة أخيرة يجب أن تتوب

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يا له من أمر مؤسف أنت تملك طاقات كبيرة

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لكنك تريد منع التقدم لإنقاذ الأرض هيا

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حظا سعيدا في إيجاد شجرة تدلي لك بصوتها

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Je reconnais que c'est du grand spectacle

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Selon mes sources il n'a pas commencé

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On attend le déluge

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L'électeur fuit le catastrophisme

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Il aime les messages positifs Celui que véhicule votre loi

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Combien vous ont rapporté ces terres

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Vous détruisez nos parcs nationaux pour le profit

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Le profit vous dérange

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Ça s'appelle les affaires

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Si je veux faire élire un député

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des gens paient pour ça et ils veulent cette loi

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Grâce à Dieu elle passera Regardez

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Les loups

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Je vous laisse une dernière chance Détruisez ce bateau

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Je vous laisse une dernière chance Repentez vous

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Quel gâchis Vous aviez un potentiel

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Mais vous arrêtez le progrès pour sauver la Terre

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Bonne chance pour faire voter les arbres

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Eins muss ich neidlos anerkennen das ist 'ne ziemlich große Show

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Laut meinen Informationen hat die Show noch gar nicht angefangen

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Sie warten also immer noch auf die große Flut

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Wissen Sie die Wähler stehen nicht so auf Weltuntergangsstimmungen

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Die hören lieber frohe Botschaften Wie Ihre Gesetzesvorlage

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Was haben Sie an diesem ganzen Land hier verdient

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Sie zerstören unsere Nationalparks nur wegen des finanziellen Gewinns

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Haben Sie ein Problem damit dass jemand kleine Gewinne machen will

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So was nennt man Marktwirtschaft

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Wenn ich ein Wahlversprechen mache oder einen Abgeordneten fördere

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dann gibt es Menschen die dafür bezahlen und ja Diese Menschen wollen

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dass dieses Gesetz in Kraft tritt und bei Gott das wird es auch

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Das sind Wölfe mein Sohn

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Ich geb Ihnen noch eine letzte Chance Reißen Sie das hier wieder ein

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Ich gebe Ihnen noch eine letzte Chance Tun Sie Buße

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Wirklich schade Aus Ihnen hätte was werden können

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Aber Sie wollen ja den Fortschritt aufhalten um die Erde zu retten Viel Spaß dabei

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Vielleicht werden Sie wenigstens von den Bäumen gewählt

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Dimana dia IDia di perahu pak

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Aku harus serahkan pada mu menurut sumber aku

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tak respon pada wanita mereka lebih suka positif

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Kau hancurkan taman nasional kita untuk keuntungan

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Ada orang terbayarkan dan ya

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Kau lihat di bawah sana it udunia nak

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sungguh sayang kau ada kemampuan

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Отдаю тебе должное знатное устроил шоу

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Согласно моему источнику шоу ещё впереди

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Ждёшь великого потопа Избиратели пессимизм не признают Им нравятся позитивные сценарии

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Вроде того что в основе вашего биля Сколько вы заработали на этой земле

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Вы уничтожаете наши национальные парки ради прибыли

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А ты против того что кто то получает прибыль Это бизнес сынок Если я хочу протолкнуть какую то идею то находятся люди

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которые оплачивают её И если этим людям нужно чтобы закон появился Богом клянусь он появиться

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Посмотри туда Волки уже собрались ссынок Даю тебе последний шанс сломай свою лодку

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И я вам даю последний шанс покайтесь

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И всё же жалко Ты перспективен Ради спасения земли ты хочешь остановить прогресс Ну попробуй Удачи с фауной на выборах

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Tengo que reconocerlo Éste es todo un espectáculo

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Según mis fuentes el espectáculo aún no comienza

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Sigues esperando la inundación

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Los electores no responden al pesimismo

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Quieren un mensaje positivo Como el de su ley

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Cuánto ganó con estas tierras

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Está destruyendo los parques nacionales por dinero

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Te molesta que la gente obtenga una ganancia

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Se llama hacer negocios

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Si necesito enviar un mensaje

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hay personas que tienen los medios y esas personas quieren se apruebe esta ley

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Mira allá abajo

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Ahí están los lobos

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Te voy a dar otra oportunidad Desarma este bote

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Yo le daré otra oportunidad Arrepiéntase

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Qué lástima Tenías potencial

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Pero si quieres frenar el progreso para salvar a la Tierra adelante

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A ver si los árboles votan por ti

Available in 7 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

48

Timestamp in Movie

01:12:08

Uploaded

Feb 28, 2026

Genres

comedy, family, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.