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LONG: Ladies and gentlemen!

Ladies and gentlemen! Please!These animals are trained! I've seen this circus act before!...

Evan Almighty • 2007

LONG: Ladies and gentlemen! Please!These animals are trained! I've seen this circus act before! Congressman, I'm sure St. Franciswould be envious. We, however, are not.You have five seconds. You march yourself and yourlittle animal troupe out of here now or you will be forcibly removed. I'm afraid I can't do that, sir. Congressman! These animals are not trained. Congressman! I think they want me to save them! Save them from what, Congressman? Saving the animals, okay.I can roll with that. That's a good idea

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HAMMER SLAMMING

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LONG Ladies and gentlemen Please These animals are trained

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I've seen this circus act before

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Congressman I'm sure St Francis would be envious

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We however are not You have five seconds

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You march yourself and your little animal troupe out of here now

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or you will be forcibly removed

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I'm afraid I can't do that sir

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Congressman

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These animals are not trained

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Congressman

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I think they want me to save them

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Save them from what Congressman

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Saving the animals okay I can roll with that That's a good idea

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سيداتي سادتي هذه الحيوانات مدربة

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سبق لي أن شاهدت هذا الاستعراض

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يا حضرة النائب أنا متأكد أنك قد تثير حسد القديس فرنسيس

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لكنك لن تثير حسدنا أمامك 5 ثوان

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ارحل برفقة حيواناتك الآن

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وإلا ست طردون بالقوة

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أخشى أنني لا أستطيع فعل ذلك يا سيدي يا حضرة النائب

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هذه الحيوانات ليست مدربة يا حضرة النائب

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أعتقد أنها تريدني أن أنقذها إنقاذها من ماذا

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إنقاذ الحيوانات أوافق على هذه الفكرة إنها فكرة جيدة

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Mmes et MM ces animaux sont dressés

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J'ai déjà vu ce numéro

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M le député St François serait jaloux

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Mais nous pas du tout Vous avez 5 secondes

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Videz les lieux avec votre troupeau

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ou vous sortirez par la force

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Je ne peux pas M le député

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Ces animaux ne sont pas dressés M le député

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Ils veulent que je les sauve Les sauver De quoi

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Sauver les animaux J'adhère Bonne idée

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Ladies und Gentlemen bitte Diese Tiere sind abgerichtet

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Ich habe diese Zirkusnummer schon mal gesehen

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Der heilige Franz von Assisi wäre stolz auf Sie

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Wir hingegen sind es nicht Ich gebe Ihnen fünf Sekunden

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Verlassen Sie mit Ihrem Zoo diesen Raum

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oder ich werde Sie gewaltsam entfernen lassen

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Ich befürchte das kann ich nicht tun Sir Congressman

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Tut mir leid diese Tiere sind nicht dressiert

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Congressman

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Ich äh ich glaube sie wollen dass ich sie beschütze

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Sie beschützen Wovor denn Congressman

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Die Tiere beschützen ok Gut dem

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kann ich mich anschließen Das ist 'ne gute Idee

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Дамы и господа Успокойтесь Животные дрессированые

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Я уже видел этот цирковой номер Конгресмен Вам бы позавидовал сам святой Франциск

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Но мы вам завидовать не станем Увас пять секунд Уведите свой зверинец и сами убирайтесь Иначе вас выведут отсюда силой

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Я не могу их отсюда увести сэр Конгресмен

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Этих животных никто не дрессировал Конгресмен

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Они они хотят чтобы я спас их

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Чтобы вы их спасли И от чего же

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Спасение животных Ну ладно Это я поддержу Хорошая затея

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Damas y caballeros Son animales entrenados

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Ya he visto este número de circo

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Congresista San Francisco de Asís le tendría envidia

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Pero nosotros no Tiene cinco segundos

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Salga de aquí con su tropa de animales

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o será retirado por la fuerza

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Temo que no puedo señor

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No son animales entrenados Congresista

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Creo que quieren que los salve Que los salve de qué congresista

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Salvar animales Eso me gusta Es una buena idea

Available in 7 languages

Duration

37 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

00:53:57

Uploaded

Feb 28, 2026

Genres

comedy, family, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.