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Make thee an ark of gopher wood
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Evan Almighty

Make thee an ark of gopherwood. Gopherwood?

Evan Baxter:
Make thee an ark of gopherwood. Gopherwood?

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Make thee an ark of gopher wood
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
393
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:30
Uploaded
Feb 28, 2026
Genres
comedy, family, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.

Actors

Steve Carell
Evan Baxter
Steve Carell
Excuse me Do I know youNot as well as I'd like - Evan Almighty 00:05
Excuse me Do I know youNot as well as I'd like
All right, see you later! - Evan Almighty 00:37
All right, see you later!
I am successful I'm powerful I'm handsome I'm happySuccessful powerful handsome happySCREAMINGGet it out son It's the beginning of wisdomHow did you get in here I'm calling the copsOh no No need Look Look There's one right there Right thereOfficer Officer - Evan Almighty 00:29
I am successful I'm powerful I'm handsome I'm...
MAN: House Resources Committee is now in order. - Evan Almighty 00:31
MAN: House Resources Committee is now in order.
ALL I pledge allegiance to the flagof the United States of Americaand to the Republic for which it standsone nation under me ALL One nation under GodALL Indivisible with liberty and justice for allHow long do you want to do this son I've got all eternity - Evan Almighty 00:21
ALL I pledge allegiance to the flagof the United States of...
Evan? O.K. - Evan Almighty 00:52
Evan? O.K.
They're getting to much sugar in they're blood Thank you honey -O.K. - Evan Almighty 00:17
They're getting to much sugar in they're blood...
I'm just stressed and you are gone - Evan Almighty 00:04
I'm just stressed and you are gone
Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning, how are you? - Evan Almighty 00:37
Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning, how are you?
Hey! When you're on my lawn keep it in your pot! - Evan Almighty 00:06
Hey! When you're on my lawn keep it in your pot!
Ohh... ohh... hey! - Evan Almighty 00:07
Ohh... ohh... hey!
MARTY: You're right on time. - Evan Almighty 00:35
MARTY: You're right on time.
Evan, that was brilliant. - Evan Almighty 00:27
Evan, that was brilliant.
I'll tell you one thing these birds had a nice big meal before they flew in here - Evan Almighty 00:09
I'll tell you one thing these birds had a nice big meal...
Man, if I get the bird flu, he is paying for my medical bills! - Evan Almighty 00:07
Man, if I get the bird flu, he is paying for my medical...
Sheeeeep - Evan Almighty 00:04
Sheeeeep
Oh, gosh. - Evan Almighty 00:13
Oh, gosh.
Okay. No. No. No. I'm not doing this. It's insane! No! Enough already! See, if you had an ark, you'd - Evan Almighty 00:37
Okay. No. No. No. I'm not doing this. It's insane!...
Beautiful, isn't it? - Evan Almighty 00:29
Beautiful, isn't it?
So, you're really him, aren't you? - Evan Almighty 00:18
So, you're really him, aren't you?