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Evan Almighty

Man, if I get the bird flu,he is paying for my medical bills!

Man, if I get the bird flu,he is paying for my medical bills!

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Man if I get the bird flu he is paying for my medical bills
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TIRES SCREECHING
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
232
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:24
Uploaded
Feb 28, 2026
Genres
comedy, family, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.
Sheeeeep - Evan Almighty 00:04
Sheeeeep
Oh, gosh. - Evan Almighty 00:13
Oh, gosh.
Okay. No. No. No. I'm not doing this. It's insane! No! Enough already! See, if you had an ark, you'd - Evan Almighty 00:37
Okay. No. No. No. I'm not doing this. It's insane!...
Beautiful, isn't it? - Evan Almighty 00:29
Beautiful, isn't it?
So, you're really him, aren't you? - Evan Almighty 00:18
So, you're really him, aren't you?
What? Well, why an ark? I mean, that's like flood territory. You wouldn't do that again. You wouldn' - Evan Almighty 00:30
What? Well, why an ark? I mean, that's like flood...
What are you talking... - Evan Almighty 00:16
What are you talking...
You want to know how to change the world, son? - Evan Almighty 00:08
You want to know how to change the world, son?
Build the ark. - Evan Almighty 00:17
Build the ark.
Well, okay. - Evan Almighty 00:32
Well, okay.
JOAN: Honey? - Evan Almighty 00:12
JOAN: Honey?
(EXCLAIMING) - Evan Almighty
(EXCLAIMING)
Yeah. There we go. Okay. - Evan Almighty 00:07
Yeah. There we go. Okay.
Come on. - Evan Almighty 00:45
Come on.
CongratulationsWhat are you talking aboutThe lots You bought the lots next doorHelloOhAnd pulling the down payment out of your home equity Very gutsy moveI didn't do that did I - Evan Almighty 00:23
CongratulationsWhat are you talking aboutThe lots You bought...
Did you say build a boatIt might be something fun for the familyWe could take the boat go sailing on the lakeIt'd be great in case it floods or something - Evan Almighty 00:12
Did you say build a boatIt might be something fun for the...
Oh my God - Evan Almighty 00:13
Oh my God
Okay. Build your boat. Just don't take too long, okay? Because we didn't leave our lives in Buffalo - Evan Almighty 00:15
Okay. Build your boat. Just don't take too long, okay?...
You ever hear of Home Depot? - Evan Almighty 00:40
You ever hear of Home Depot?
Why do you sound like Evan Baxter but look like a Bee Gee - Evan Almighty 00:06
Why do you sound like Evan Baxter but look like a Bee Gee