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Evan Almighty

I've been to church!

[Rita voices her disbelieve in Evan's ark] Rita:
Look, I go to church every Sunday. [Evan doesn't believe her] Rita:
Every "other" Sunday. [Evan still doesn't believe her] Rita:
I've been to church!

Full Transcript

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Oh my God
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Honey
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I know this sounds crazy
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I really think I need to do this
Duration
13 seconds
Views
571
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:26
Uploaded
Mar 27, 2022
Genres
comedy, family, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.

Actors

Wanda Sykes
Rita
Wanda Sykes
Steve Carell
Evan Baxter
Steve Carell
Okay. Build your boat. Just don't take too long, okay? Because we didn't leave our lives in Buffalo - Evan Almighty 00:15
Okay. Build your boat. Just don't take too long, okay?...
You ever hear of Home Depot? - Evan Almighty 00:40
You ever hear of Home Depot?
Why do you sound like Evan Baxter but look like a Bee Gee - Evan Almighty 00:06
Why do you sound like Evan Baxter but look like a Bee Gee
Evan what happenedDid you fall in a mine shaftNoDid you just come out of a comaNoWere you attacked by a werewolfNo I wasn'tWell if you were going for that rugged look you overshot itYou look like a bum in a suitYou need Super cuts and a - Evan Almighty 00:26
Evan what happenedDid you fall in a mine shaftNoDid you just...
Evan what happened - Evan Almighty 00:15
Evan what happened
What Are you shooting up Rogaine - Evan Almighty 00:04
What Are you shooting up Rogaine
I can't shave Marty When I shave it grows back outThat happens when you shave But then you shave again - Evan Almighty 00:07
I can't shave Marty When I shave it grows back outThat...
I'mBuilding somethingMARTY You're building somethingWell I hope it's a barber shop - Evan Almighty 00:15
I'mBuilding somethingMARTY You're building...
Building something. - Evan Almighty 00:53
Building something.
It's a wife thing, sir. - Evan Almighty 00:17
It's a wife thing, sir.
Let's see if we can get some congressmen to follow you. - Evan Almighty 00:28
Let's see if we can get some congressmen to follow you.
Dad, we can do this, but we're gonna need some help. - Evan Almighty 00:20
Dad, we can do this, but we're gonna need some help.
Let me see that. - Evan Almighty 00:08
Let me see that.
RYAN: Dad, this is really weird. - Evan Almighty 00:21
RYAN: Dad, this is really weird.
You want to try this one? - Evan Almighty 00:44
You want to try this one?
(READING) - Evan Almighty
(READING)
That would be a good day to have chicken How about mom's chicken Huh - Evan Almighty 00:09
That would be a good day to have chicken How about...
I'm building an ark. - Evan Almighty 00:48
I'm building an ark.
We left everything behind to come here. - Evan Almighty 00:19
We left everything behind to come here.
(SIGHING) - Evan Almighty
(SIGHING)