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Evan Almighty

Why couldn't the man just buy a Corvette?

Rita Daniels: Why couldn't the man just buy a Corvette?

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RITA Why couldn't the man just buy a Corvette
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
510
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:33
Uploaded
Feb 28, 2026
Genres
comedy, family, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.

Actors

Wanda Sykes
Rita
Wanda Sykes
So you can make us look stupid 'Cause I go to church every SundayOkay every other SundayI've been to church And that does not sound like God to me - Evan Almighty 00:12
So you can make us look stupid 'Cause I go to church...
What in the world? - Evan Almighty 00:07
What in the world?
It's September 22 and we're all still here - Evan Almighty 00:07
It's September 22 and we're all still here
It's September 22, and we're all still here. - Evan Almighty 00:50
It's September 22, and we're all still here.
Where is he? - Evan Almighty 00:10
Where is he?
I gotta hand it to you, this is quite the show. - Evan Almighty 00:56
I gotta hand it to you, this is quite the show.
Is it too much to ask for a little precipitation - Evan Almighty 00:06
Is it too much to ask for a little precipitation
Honey maybe God didn't mean a literal floodMaybe he meant a flood of knowledge or emotion or awarenessIf that's trueI am going to be so pissed - Evan Almighty 00:17
Honey maybe God didn't mean a literal floodMaybe he...
You're right. - Evan Almighty 00:11
You're right.
EVAN: Well, I guess they don't want to go. - Evan Almighty 00:12
EVAN: Well, I guess they don't want to go.
Okay. Time's up! We're coming in! Get that ball in position! We're clearing them out! - Evan Almighty 00:08
Okay. Time's up! We're coming in! Get that ball in...
Is that rain? - Evan Almighty 00:15
Is that rain?
Looks like the drought's finally over. - Evan Almighty 00:30
Looks like the drought's finally over.
It kind of stopped raining. - Evan Almighty 00:22
It kind of stopped raining.
Something's wrong. - Evan Almighty 00:33
Something's wrong.
Marty said that Long cut corners violated building codesWhat are you talking aboutThe lake Long LakeIt's named after him It's the lake It's the lake - Evan Almighty 00:12
Marty said that Long cut corners violated building codesWhat...
Oh, no. - Evan Almighty 00:18
Oh, no.
Get on the ark Everyone on the ark nowI think we should get on the arkI agree I think we should get on the ark alsoI'm cold I'm wet I'm going homeLadies first Move - Evan Almighty 00:24
Get on the ark Everyone on the ark nowI think we should get...
Oh, my God. - Evan Almighty 00:28
Oh, my God.
Come on, Rita! - Evan Almighty 00:12
Come on, Rita!