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Evan Almighty

You want to knowhow to change the world, son? One act of random kindness at a time

You want to knowhow to change the world, son? One act of random kindness at a time

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You want to know how to change the world son
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One act of random kindness at a time
Available in 7 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
74
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:53
Uploaded
Feb 28, 2026
Genres
comedy, family, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Spyglass Entertainment,Relativity Media,Shady Acres Entertainment,Original Film

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Movie Summary

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.
Build the ark. - Evan Almighty 00:17
Build the ark.
Well, okay. - Evan Almighty 00:32
Well, okay.
JOAN: Honey? - Evan Almighty 00:12
JOAN: Honey?
(EXCLAIMING) - Evan Almighty
(EXCLAIMING)
Yeah. There we go. Okay. - Evan Almighty 00:07
Yeah. There we go. Okay.
Come on. - Evan Almighty 00:45
Come on.
CongratulationsWhat are you talking aboutThe lots You bought the lots next doorHelloOhAnd pulling the down payment out of your home equity Very gutsy moveI didn't do that did I - Evan Almighty 00:23
CongratulationsWhat are you talking aboutThe lots You bought...
Did you say build a boatIt might be something fun for the familyWe could take the boat go sailing on the lakeIt'd be great in case it floods or something - Evan Almighty 00:12
Did you say build a boatIt might be something fun for the...
Oh my God - Evan Almighty 00:13
Oh my God
Okay. Build your boat. Just don't take too long, okay? Because we didn't leave our lives in Buffalo - Evan Almighty 00:15
Okay. Build your boat. Just don't take too long, okay?...
You ever hear of Home Depot? - Evan Almighty 00:40
You ever hear of Home Depot?
Why do you sound like Evan Baxter but look like a Bee Gee - Evan Almighty 00:06
Why do you sound like Evan Baxter but look like a Bee Gee
Evan what happenedDid you fall in a mine shaftNoDid you just come out of a comaNoWere you attacked by a werewolfNo I wasn'tWell if you were going for that rugged look you overshot itYou look like a bum in a suitYou need Super cuts and a - Evan Almighty 00:26
Evan what happenedDid you fall in a mine shaftNoDid you just...
Evan what happened - Evan Almighty 00:15
Evan what happened
What Are you shooting up Rogaine - Evan Almighty 00:04
What Are you shooting up Rogaine
I can't shave Marty When I shave it grows back outThat happens when you shave But then you shave again - Evan Almighty 00:07
I can't shave Marty When I shave it grows back outThat...
I'mBuilding somethingMARTY You're building somethingWell I hope it's a barber shop - Evan Almighty 00:15
I'mBuilding somethingMARTY You're building...
Building something. - Evan Almighty 00:53
Building something.
It's a wife thing, sir. - Evan Almighty 00:17
It's a wife thing, sir.
Let's see if we can get some congressmen to follow you. - Evan Almighty 00:28
Let's see if we can get some congressmen to follow you.