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[Philo is sanding off a motorcycle when Ma taps him with her cane]
Philo Beddoe: Cut it out, Clyde.
[Ma hits him with the cane; Philo notices it's Ma]
Philo Beddoe: Ma, what'd do that for?
Ma Boggs: I've been trying to get your attention for five minutes. Did you see Orville?
Philo Beddoe: Yeah, I've seen him.
Ma Boggs: Well, Orville tell ya what?
Philo Beddoe: Yeah, I'm sorry, Ma, about you missing your driver's test again.
Ma Boggs: Oh, that ain't the "What" what I mean.
Philo Beddoe: You mean Clyde? Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that too, Ma. He won't do it again, I promise you.
Ma Boggs: Well, what are you gonna do about it?
Philo Beddoe: What, the crap or the Oreos?
Ma Boggs: About Clyde, goddamn it! I don't have no privacy in my own home no more.
Philo Beddoe: Well I confronted about it, Ma, and I guarantee it won't happen again.
Ma Boggs: [walks towards Clyde] No privacy in your own home. A whole goddamn bag of Oreos!
[Clyde smooches Ma on the lips]
Ma Boggs: [disgusted] Ohh! Stop that, ya goddamn baboon. No respect! No privacy! No nothing!
[Philo walks up to Clyde, pointing an imaginary gun at him; Clyde, standing on a stump, raises his arms high]
Philo Beddoe: Bang!
[Clyde drops down on the stump]
Philo Beddoe: Cut it out, Clyde.
[Ma hits him with the cane; Philo notices it's Ma]
Philo Beddoe: Ma, what'd do that for?
Ma Boggs: I've been trying to get your attention for five minutes. Did you see Orville?
Philo Beddoe: Yeah, I've seen him.
Ma Boggs: Well, Orville tell ya what?
Philo Beddoe: Yeah, I'm sorry, Ma, about you missing your driver's test again.
Ma Boggs: Oh, that ain't the "What" what I mean.
Philo Beddoe: You mean Clyde? Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that too, Ma. He won't do it again, I promise you.
Ma Boggs: Well, what are you gonna do about it?
Philo Beddoe: What, the crap or the Oreos?
Ma Boggs: About Clyde, goddamn it! I don't have no privacy in my own home no more.
Philo Beddoe: Well I confronted about it, Ma, and I guarantee it won't happen again.
Ma Boggs: [walks towards Clyde] No privacy in your own home. A whole goddamn bag of Oreos!
[Clyde smooches Ma on the lips]
Ma Boggs: [disgusted] Ohh! Stop that, ya goddamn baboon. No respect! No privacy! No nothing!
[Philo walks up to Clyde, pointing an imaginary gun at him; Clyde, standing on a stump, raises his arms high]
Philo Beddoe: Bang!
[Clyde drops down on the stump]
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Cut it out Clyde
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Ma what'd you do that for
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Been trying to get your attention for five minutes
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Did you see Orville
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Yeah I saw him Well Orville tell you what
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Yeah and I'm sorry Ma about you missing your driver's test again
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That ain't the one what I mean
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You mean Clyde
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I'm sorry about that too Ma He won't do it again I promise you
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What are you gonna do about it What The crap or the Oreos
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About Clyde Goddamn it
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I don't have no privacy in my own home no more
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Well I confronted him about it Ma I guarantee it won't happen again
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No privacy in your own home
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A whole goddamn bag of Oreos
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Stop that you goddamn baboon No respect No privacy
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No nothing
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Bang
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Movie Summary
The San Fernando Valley adventures of trucker turned prize-fighter Philo Beddoe and his pet orangutan Clyde.