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Victor Shakapopulis:
Doctor, I read a statement you made that, uh, you felt that the average length of a man's penis should be nineteen inches. Doesn't that seem a little long? Dr. Bernardo:
Long? My friend, I'm making discoveries you wouldn't dream of. Dr. Bernardo:
Yes I know, but nineteen inches. I mean that's-... [Victor makes hand gestures] Dr. Bernardo:
Does it sound mad? That's what they called me at Masters and Johnson's clinic, mad. Because I had visions of explorations in sexual areas undreamed of by lesser human beings. It was I who first discovered how to make a man impotent by hiding his hat. I was the first one to explain the connection between excessive masturbation and entering politics. It was I who first said that the clitoral orgasm should not be only for women! They ridiculed me, said I was mad, haha! But I showed them. They threw me out of Masters and Johnson, no severance but, and I had it coming. But I showed them! Victor Shakapopulis:
Are we having dessert?
Doctor, I read a statement you made that, uh, you felt that the average length of a man's penis should be nineteen inches. Doesn't that seem a little long? Dr. Bernardo:
Long? My friend, I'm making discoveries you wouldn't dream of. Dr. Bernardo:
Yes I know, but nineteen inches. I mean that's-... [Victor makes hand gestures] Dr. Bernardo:
Does it sound mad? That's what they called me at Masters and Johnson's clinic, mad. Because I had visions of explorations in sexual areas undreamed of by lesser human beings. It was I who first discovered how to make a man impotent by hiding his hat. I was the first one to explain the connection between excessive masturbation and entering politics. It was I who first said that the clitoral orgasm should not be only for women! They ridiculed me, said I was mad, haha! But I showed them. They threw me out of Masters and Johnson, no severance but, and I had it coming. But I showed them! Victor Shakapopulis:
Are we having dessert?
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Doctor I read a statement you made
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that you felt the average length of a man's penis should be 19 inches
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Doesn't that seem a little long Long
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My friend I'm making discoveries you wouldn't dream of
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Yes I know But But 19 inches I mean that's
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Does that sound mad
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That's what they called me at Masters and Johnson's clinic Mad
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Because I had visions of explorations
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in sexual areas undreamed of by lesser human beings
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It was I who first discovered how to make a man impotent by hiding his hat
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I was the first one to explain the connection
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between excessive masturbation and entering politics
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It was I who first said that clitoral orgasm should not be only for women
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They laughed at me ridiculed me said I was mad
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Ha ha But I showed them
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They threw me out of Masters and Johnson's
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No severance pay And I had it coming
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But I showed them Ha ha
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Are we having dessert
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Movie Summary
Seven stories are trying to answer the question: what is sex? Or maybe they are not trying.
Actors
Dr. Bernardo
Victor
