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Evil Bong 666

Your favorite stoner characters are back in EVIL BONG 666. When a blood sacrifice opens a portal to Hell, Ebee is returned to Earth where Lucy Furr, the new proprietor of her weed shop, has some sinister plans of her own.

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Charles Band

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Devil do you approve - Evil Bong 666

Devil do you approve

- Yeah, we tried to make it in
time, - Evil Bong 666

- Yeah, we tried to make it in time,

- So we thought we'd just wait
outside - Evil Bong 666

- So we thought we'd just wait outside

- It's been closed since 4-20.
- Yeah. - Evil Bong 666

- It's been closed since 4-20. - Yeah.

- That's cool, we took a nap and
shit. - Evil Bong 666

- That's cool, we took a nap and shit.

I don't remember this place being so scary - Evil Bong 666

I don't remember this place being so scary

You have a stupid question and or a stupid comment - Evil Bong 666

You have a stupid question and or a stupid comment

- Why are you way hotter
than you were before? - Evil Bong 666

- Why are you way hotter than you were before?

- Last time we were here, you
were a douchy young dickhead. - Evil Bong 666

- Last time we were here, you were a douchy young dickhead.

- Okay, firstly, those weren't
me, - Evil Bong 666

- Okay, firstly, those weren't me,

Like literally, it was on
fucking fire. - Evil Bong 666

Like literally, it was on fucking fire.

- The only thing busted
around here is my ass - Evil Bong 666

- The only thing busted around here is my ass

- I'm sorry, perhaps maybe
there's something I could... - Evil Bong 666

- I'm sorry, perhaps maybe there's something I cou...

Let me rephrase that, what
the hell do you guys want? - Evil Bong 666

Let me rephrase that, what the hell do you guys want?

- Yeah, we want to get stoked
up, chugged out, and, and... - Evil Bong 666

- Yeah, we want to get stoked up, chugged out, and, and...

- Get high as a kite.
- That's right. - Evil Bong 666

- Get high as a kite. - That's right.

- Right on, evil woman, get us
baked. - Evil Bong 666

- Right on, evil woman, get us baked.

- He's the bank, skank.
- That's right. - Evil Bong 666

- He's the bank, skank. - That's right.

- Remind me never to make a
withdrawal. - Evil Bong 666

- Remind me never to make a withdrawal.

It's not that you guys aren't
good for it, - Evil Bong 666

It's not that you guys aren't good for it,

But I'm gonna do something
I've never done before. - Evil Bong 666

But I'm gonna do something I've never done before.

- Take a shower with a sumo
wrestler. - Evil Bong 666

- Take a shower with a sumo wrestler.

- Yeah, spread that love, baby. - Evil Bong 666

- Yeah, spread that love, baby.

I've searched the darkest,
deepest places on earth - Evil Bong 666

I've searched the darkest, deepest places on earth

- I don't think I could ever
choose. - Evil Bong 666

- I don't think I could ever choose.

Well I just happen to have some
Ebee Kush - Evil Bong 666

Well I just happen to have some Ebee Kush

Technically, he's dead, - Evil Bong 666

Technically, he's dead,

Those high-end statues
were my last grand idea - Evil Bong 666

Those high-end statues were my last grand idea

And I would have done it, too, - Evil Bong 666

And I would have done it, too,

- Yeah, weed's legal in most
states now, so, not so scary. - Evil Bong 666

- Yeah, weed's legal in most states now, so, not so sca...

- Ah, you're slow, but you do
come around. - Evil Bong 666

- Ah, you're slow, but you do come around.

Save that giggling shit, don't
work on me, - Evil Bong 666

Save that giggling shit, don't work on me,

- I was stuck in Sexy Hell, - Evil Bong 666

- I was stuck in Sexy Hell,

- Like the cute little fuzzy
kind, - Evil Bong 666

- Like the cute little fuzzy kind,

- I don't know how that cue ball
did it, - Evil Bong 666

- I don't know how that cue ball did it,

Then, I took a wrong turn
to a place called Sexy Hell. - Evil Bong 666

Then, I took a wrong turn to a place called Sexy Hell.

- Girl, my bong water
boiled all day and night. - Evil Bong 666

- Girl, my bong water boiled all day and night.

- It's called Sexy Hell, - Evil Bong 666

- It's called Sexy Hell,

- So by offering that hesher, - Evil Bong 666

- So by offering that hesher,

- Lord knows I've killed my
share, - Evil Bong 666

- Lord knows I've killed my share,

It wasn't just the killing
that opened the portal, - Evil Bong 666

It wasn't just the killing that opened the portal,

The more you kill, the bigger
the portal, - Evil Bong 666

The more you kill, the bigger the portal,

- And you can help me
sacrifice more people - Evil Bong 666

- And you can help me sacrifice more people

- Her name is LuAnne.
- I'm Batty Boop. - Evil Bong 666

- Her name is LuAnne. - I'm Batty Boop.

- Batshit crazy, maybe,
but you are not her. - Evil Bong 666

- Batshit crazy, maybe, but you are not her.

- We ever see Junior Killjoy
again, - Evil Bong 666

- We ever see Junior Killjoy again,

- Nobody leaves Batty Boop in
the corner. - Evil Bong 666

- Nobody leaves Batty Boop in the corner.

I have stories to tell,
I've got something to say. - Evil Bong 666

I have stories to tell, I've got something to say.

There's so many victims,
customers, whatever. - Evil Bong 666

There's so many victims, customers, whatever.

You're gonna see the sword
swallower, the fire eater, - Evil Bong 666

You're gonna see the sword swallower, the fire eater,

- That boob-headed boob thinks - Evil Bong 666

- That boob-headed boob thinks

I need strong backs, and weak
minds, - Evil Bong 666

I need strong backs, and weak minds,

Gotta figure out a way,
what to fucking do? - Evil Bong 666

Gotta figure out a way, what to fucking do?

♪ I think God smokes weed ♪ - Evil Bong 666

♪ I think God smokes weed ♪

♪ God was making a mess
of the man He planned ♪ - Evil Bong 666

♪ God was making a mess of the man He planned ♪

- I don't even know. - Evil Bong 666

- I don't even know.

- Oh, Boop, I must have
made a wrong turn at Ma's. - Evil Bong 666

- Oh, Boop, I must have made a wrong turn at Ma's.

- Don't talk about the
woman I love that way. - Evil Bong 666

- Don't talk about the woman I love that way.

- I hope I didn't just
kill my only two customers. - Evil Bong 666

- I hope I didn't just kill my only two customers.

FYI, there can be a lot more of
that, - Evil Bong 666

FYI, there can be a lot more of that,

- Yeah, I seriously doubt it,
and uh, God, please don't. - Evil Bong 666

- Yeah, I seriously doubt it, and uh, God, please don't...

- My face, hello, the
thing that's talking. - Evil Bong 666

- My face, hello, the thing that's talking.

- I don't like to bog
myself down with details. - Evil Bong 666

- I don't like to bog myself down with details.

- I just thought I'd drop
by and see how it's going. - Evil Bong 666

- I just thought I'd drop by and see how it's goin...

- Yeah, okay, you're the
only person to walk in here. - Evil Bong 666

- Yeah, okay, you're the only person to walk in here.

- Well that's a good omen
for any entrepreneur. - Evil Bong 666

- Well that's a good omen for any entrepreneur.

- Yeah, you know, actually I
looked you up - Evil Bong 666

- Yeah, you know, actually I looked you up

- Ah, hello, ladies, let me
know if you have any questions. - Evil Bong 666

- Ah, hello, ladies, let me know if you have any questions.

I think I'll peruse your
merchandise. - Evil Bong 666

I think I'll peruse your merchandise.

- Sentences, ladies, they're
the backbone of communication. - Evil Bong 666

- Sentences, ladies, they're the backbone of communicat...

- Yeah, that worked with
the old disgusting owner, - Evil Bong 666

- Yeah, that worked with the old disgusting owner,

- Ladies, if I may, - Evil Bong 666

- Ladies, if I may,

And I want you to know that
was all not for naught. - Evil Bong 666

And I want you to know that was all not for naught.

- I don't know, seemed pretty
clear to me. - Evil Bong 666

- I don't know, seemed pretty clear to me.

- You mean like you sent
him to a satellite location? - Evil Bong 666

- You mean like you sent him to a satellite location?

- Well he is certainly in a
cosmic place. - Evil Bong 666

- Well he is certainly in a cosmic place.

- Okay, and when's the
space cadet getting back? - Evil Bong 666

- Okay, and when's the space cadet getting back?

Buy everything, I want
it, I want it, I want it. - Evil Bong 666

Buy everything, I want it, I want it, I want it.

- This is my lovely trophy,
Versnatchy. - Evil Bong 666

- This is my lovely trophy, Versnatchy.

- You mean he's-- - Evil Bong 666

- You mean he's--

- Hmm, does this come in blingy,
whatever? - Evil Bong 666

- Hmm, does this come in blingy, whatever?

- Larnell's on a trip, a very
bad trip. - Evil Bong 666

- Larnell's on a trip, a very bad trip.

- Shame, I wanted to rub my
perfect life in his face. - Evil Bong 666

- Shame, I wanted to rub my perfect life in his face.

- Hmm, what an asshole,
kick a man while he's down. - Evil Bong 666

- Hmm, what an asshole, kick a man while he's down.

- Well, like me, the
lady gets what she wants, - Evil Bong 666

- Well, like me, the lady gets what she wants,

Good luck with everything
and have a nice day. - Evil Bong 666

Good luck with everything and have a nice day.

- Step up, Madame Mystical
will show you the way. - Evil Bong 666

- Step up, Madame Mystical will show you the way.

- Oh, please, lover girl,
where's Killjoy? - Evil Bong 666

- Oh, please, lover girl, where's Killjoy?

I meant, I don't even know what
I meant. - Evil Bong 666

I meant, I don't even know what I meant.

- Never fear, Madame Mystical
is here, and taking tips. - Evil Bong 666

- Never fear, Madame Mystical is here, and taking tips.

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Your favorite stoner characters are back in EVIL BONG 666. When a blood sacrifice opens a portal to Hell, Ebee is returned to Earth where Lucy Furr, the new proprietor of her weed shop, has some sinister plans of her own.

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Director: Charles Band

Writer: Charles Band, Brockton McKinney, Kent Roudebush

Production: Full Moon Features

Genre: comedy, horror

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.7

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 20 Apr 2017

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