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"Evolution" quotes

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A fire-fighting cadet, two college professors, and a geeky but sexy government scientist work against an alien organism that has been rapidly evolving since its arrival on Earth inside a meteor.

Director: Ivan Reitman
Writer: Don Jakoby, David Diamond, David Weissman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 40/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $38,345,494
Released: 08 Jun 2001
Awards: 2 nominations
Ira are you sure you can handle this by your lonesome - Evolution 00:10 Ira are you sure you can handle this by your lonesome You sure this leads to the main cavern - Evolution 00:08 You sure this leads to the main cavern Ten base pairs - Evolution 00:13 Ten base pairs Put a plug in it I'm not interested in bureaucratic crapola - Evolution 00:07 Put a plug in it I'm not interested in bureaucratic... Beneath this calm sexy exterior beats the heart of a true scientist - Evolution 00:09 Beneath this calm sexy exterior beats the heart of a true... Don't you have work to do - Evolution 00:26 Don't you have work to do This dog is all ass - Evolution 00:14 This dog is all ass Liar liar pants on fire - Evolution 00:06 Liar liar pants on fire Testing one two - Evolution 00:16 Testing one two Unless we act immediately we will lose Glen Canyon in three days - Evolution 00:26 Unless we act immediately we will lose Glen Canyon in three... What's going on down there - Evolution 00:21 What's going on down there This place has changed - Evolution 00:37 This place has changed Your girlfriend 11 00 - Evolution 00:20 Your girlfriend 11 00 Dr Kane are you asking me to bar the federal government from involvement - Evolution 00:38 Dr Kane are you asking me to bar the federal government from... It's flying away Is that a bad thing - Evolution 00:13 It's flying away Is that a bad thing Let's shampoo us some aliens - Evolution 00:05 Let's shampoo us some aliens You'll be okay Cut him open and get it - Evolution 00:14 You'll be okay Cut him open and get it Is it coming or going - Evolution 00:41 Is it coming or going Ever used one of these before - Evolution 00:12 Ever used one of these before So what do you want light meat or dark - Evolution 00:14 So what do you want light meat or dark Look at that backside - Evolution 00:39 Look at that backside I should throw the bunch of you into prison - Evolution 00:12 I should throw the bunch of you into prison Yes sir We evacuate make it safe - Evolution 00:25 Yes sir We evacuate make it safe Fruit basket for Russell Woodman - Evolution 00:05 Fruit basket for Russell Woodman The fly There's a fly in my suit - Evolution 00:05 The fly There's a fly in my suit No need to play the blame game Allison No harm no foul - Evolution 00:13 No need to play the blame game Allison No harm no foul They took out six and seven - Evolution 00:19 They took out six and seven Keep your head up - Evolution 00:30 Keep your head up That's like a big loogie - Evolution 00:27 That's like a big loogie Professor the little wiggly worm things are breaking - Evolution 00:29 Professor the little wiggly worm things are breaking We call no one we tell no one This is our secret - Evolution 00:15 We call no one we tell no one This is our secret You sure this leads to the main cavern - Evolution 00:13 You sure this leads to the main cavern I don't suppose you would understand that - Evolution 00:23 I don't suppose you would understand that Is the Nobel Prize paid in installments or a lump sum like the lottery - Evolution 00:13 Is the Nobel Prize paid in installments or a lump sum like... Give me back my friend you big sphincter - Evolution 00:06 Give me back my friend you big sphincter You going to finish that bacon - Evolution 00:13 You going to finish that bacon A garter belt At a day function - Evolution 00:04 A garter belt At a day function How come you get to be a colonel and I'm just a private - Evolution 00:22 How come you get to be a colonel and I'm just a private I'm no biologist but how many cells do single celled organisms have - Evolution 00:12 I'm no biologist but how many cells do single celled... You have no idea - Evolution 00:33 You have no idea I'm Dr Ira Kane chairman of the science department - Evolution 00:19 I'm Dr Ira Kane chairman of the science department We're just getting underway I didn't know you were coming to watch - Evolution 00:22 We're just getting underway I didn't know you were... There's something I should tell you but I don't know exactly how - Evolution 00:25 There's something I should tell you but I don't... For the love of everything holy get this thing out of me - Evolution 00:08 For the love of everything holy get this thing out of me I see where you're going with this - Evolution 00:42 I see where you're going with this What do we do Might have to amputate - Evolution 00:18 What do we do Might have to amputate If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store where would I be - Evolution 00:13 If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store... Great googa mooga - Evolution 00:06 Great googa mooga It's over - Evolution 00:33 It's over I think we've established that ca caw and tookie tookie don't work - Evolution 00:36 I think we've established that ca caw and tookie tookie... I'll get the lubricant - Evolution 00:07 I'll get the lubricant

Cast

Ira Kane - David Duchovny
Allison - Julianne Moore
Harry Block - Orlando Jones
Gen. Woodman - Ted Levine