"Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the...
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Ira Kane:
Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties.
Deke:
[points to his brother and himself as he slowly realizes]
You're... talking... about our papers!
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I see where you're going with this
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It may have been a factor You need to ask the Joint Chiefs of Staff
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I'll do that For now can you tell me what happened
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to the soldiers who were inoculated
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None of them got anthrax if that's what you're asking
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What did they get
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Well as with any new vaccine
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there were certain side effects associated with
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Could you be more specific
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It's very technical I'd hate to waste the court's time with it
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Humour me
Clip duration: 42 seconds
Views: 97
Timestamp in movie: 00h 31m 25s
Uploaded: 16 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: A fire-fighting cadet, two college professors, and a geeky but sexy government scientist work against an alien organism that has been rapidly evolving since its arrival on Earth inside a meteor.
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00:08 For the love of everything holy get this thing out of me
00:25 There's something I should tell you but I don't...
00:22 We're just getting underway I didn't know you were...
00:19 I'm Dr Ira Kane chairman of the science department
00:33 You have no idea
00:12 I'm no biologist but how many cells do single celled...
00:22 How come you get to be a colonel and I'm just a private
00:04 A garter belt At a day function
00:13 You going to finish that bacon
00:06 Give me back my friend you big sphincter
00:13 Is the Nobel Prize paid in installments or a lump sum like...
00:23 I don't suppose you would understand that
00:13 You sure this leads to the main cavern
00:15 We call no one we tell no one This is our secret
00:29 Professor the little wiggly worm things are breaking
00:27 That's like a big loogie
00:30 Keep your head up
00:19 They took out six and seven
00:13 No need to play the blame game Allison No harm no foul
00:05 The fly There's a fly in my suit