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My daughter is like a computer going through puberty
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Exploding Kittens

My daughter islike a computer going through puberty, and my son's goal in life isto be...

My daughter is
like a computer going through puberty, and my son's goal in life is
to be famous for eating six pounds of soft-shelled crab on YouTube

Full Transcript

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My daughter is like a computer going through puberty,
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and my son's goal in life is to be famous for eating six pounds
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of soft-shelled crab on YouTube.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:51
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy
Production
Leon Schlesinger Productions

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Movie Summary

An eternal conflict reaches epic proportions when both God and the Devil are sent to Earth in the bodies of chunky house cats.
S01 • E01 Any phrase that begins with "Dear God" qualifies as a prayer. - Exploding Kittens 00:05
Any phrase that begins with "Dear God" qualifies a...
S01 • E01 Sorry I don't wanna follow in your footsteps - Exploding Kittens 00:06
Sorry I don't wanna follow in your footsteps
S01 • E01 My bulk-eating videos are beloved by people young and old! - Exploding Kittens 00:05
My bulk-eating videos are beloved by people young and old!
S01 • E01 I am driving you out into the woods and leaving you there. - Exploding Kittens 00:06
I am driving you out into the woods and leaving you there.
S01 • E01 And my kids... they're good kids, - Exploding Kittens 00:07
And my kids... they're good kids,
S01 • E01 Soon Greta will go off to college, - Exploding Kittens 00:14
Soon Greta will go off to college,
S01 • E01 You went from zero to homicide in, like, five seconds. - Exploding Kittens 00:05
You went from zero to homicide in, like, five seconds.
S01 • E01 Marv is into these boring games while Abbie thrives on action. - Exploding Kittens 00:06
Marv is into these boring games while Abbie thrives on actio...
S01 • E01 Greta craves problem-solving, and Trashfist likes mindless gore. - Exploding Kittens 00:07
Greta craves problem-solving, and Trashfist likes mindless g...
S01 • E01 Anyway, I had this epiphany - Exploding Kittens 00:08
Anyway, I had this epiphany
S01 • E01 I figured I'd shrink you down - Exploding Kittens 00:08
I figured I'd shrink you down
S01 • E01 Yes! I... I play it close to the vest, - Exploding Kittens 00:09
Yes! I... I play it close to the vest,
S01 • E01 First up, you are attacked by a horde of Zombie Kittens. - Exploding Kittens 00:06
First up, you are attacked by a horde of Zombie Kittens.
S01 • E01 {\an8}Oh, one other little thing, - Exploding Kittens 00:06
{\an8}Oh, one other little thing,
S01 • E01 I mean what better way to bond as a family than through shared trauma? Right? - Exploding Kittens 00:06
I mean what better way to bond as a family than through shar...
S01 • E01 "A Mercat will rise and sing its siren song." - Exploding Kittens 00:06
"A Mercat will rise and sing its siren song."
S01 • E01 Remember the game rules? We have to stop it by speaking Cat-o-nese! - Exploding Kittens 00:06
Remember the game rules? We have to stop it by speaking Cat-...
S01 • E01 You no can has meow-meow on our fuzznoms! - Exploding Kittens 00:09
You no can has meow-meow on our fuzznoms!
S01 • E01 Abbie, you learned Cat-o-nese? I... I don't know what to say! - Exploding Kittens 00:06
Abbie, you learned Cat-o-nese? I... I don't know what t...
S01 • E01 You practiced in the shower for months. It's stuck in my brain like a blood clot. - Exploding Kittens 00:06
You practiced in the shower for months. It's stuck in m...