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Exploding Kittens

Rise, my children

Rise, my children

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Rise, my children.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:30
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy
Production
Leon Schlesinger Productions

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Movie Summary

An eternal conflict reaches epic proportions when both God and the Devil are sent to Earth in the bodies of chunky house cats.
S01 • E01 This trash bird is disease-ridden, yet so alluring. - Exploding Kittens 00:05
This trash bird is disease-ridden, yet so alluring.
S01 • E01 Yes, and you're a grown man playing with toys. Now chill. - Exploding Kittens 00:06
Yes, and you're a grown man playing with toys. Now chil...
S01 • E01 Well, Godcat for now, and I'm here on Earth to answer a prayer. - Exploding Kittens 00:07
Well, Godcat for now, and I'm here on Earth to answer a...
S01 • E01 Did you send it? I mean, right away, - Exploding Kittens 00:08
Did you send it? I mean, right away,
S01 • E01 That seems on-brand for someone who would say, - Exploding Kittens 00:14
That seems on-brand for someone who would say,
S01 • E01 Is it pronounced "GIF" or "JIF"? - Exploding Kittens 00:05
Is it pronounced "GIF" or "JIF"?
S01 • E01 It's pronounced, "Who gives a Jupiter-sized barge of dog crap?" - Exploding Kittens 00:08
It's pronounced, "Who gives a Jupiter-sized barge ...
S01 • E01 Great. The sooner I help you, the sooner I can get back to Heaven. - Exploding Kittens 00:05
Great. The sooner I help you, the sooner I can get back to H...
S01 • E01 I'm having a tanning bed delivered on Friday, - Exploding Kittens 00:07
I'm having a tanning bed delivered on Friday,
S01 • E01 Please kiss my feet or present me with a sacrificial goat. - Exploding Kittens 00:05
Please kiss my feet or present me with a sacrificial goat.
S01 • E01 Just kidding. But seriously, a few toe kisses would be nice. - Exploding Kittens 00:05
Just kidding. But seriously, a few toe kisses would be nice.
S01 • E01 Possible case of toxoplasmosis, resulting in increased cognitive ability. - Exploding Kittens 00:06
Possible case of toxoplasmosis, resulting in increased cogni...
S01 • E01 Note, obtain stool sample. A god, you say? So, does that make you omnipotent? - Exploding Kittens 00:07
Note, obtain stool sample. A god, you say? So, does that mak...
S01 • E01 Just because I don't want kids, doesn't mean I can't have kids. - Exploding Kittens 00:05
Just because I don't want kids, doesn't mean I can...
S01 • E01 Ugh. No. "Omnipotent," the power to create anything. - Exploding Kittens 00:06
Ugh. No. "Omnipotent," the power to create anythin...
S01 • E01 And if you are all-powerful, - Exploding Kittens 00:07
And if you are all-powerful,
S01 • E01 Of course I can make-slash-lift a big, stupid rock. - Exploding Kittens 00:05
Of course I can make-slash-lift a big, stupid rock.
S01 • E01 - In my regular God form, I'm quite swole. - But you see the contradiction, right? - Exploding Kittens 00:07
- In my regular God form, I'm quite swole. - But you se...
S01 • E01 I see somebody licked one too many nine-volt batteries as a kid. - Exploding Kittens 00:05
I see somebody licked one too many nine-volt batteries as a ...
S01 • E01 I had a theory that they generate new neural pathways, - Exploding Kittens 00:06
I had a theory that they generate new neural pathways,