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Jen. Yeah, I'm talking to you,
you fucking idiot. Do you really think I'm cool with this? That I'm just super chill
about my husband fucking off for four years to be a cat? Like some ball-licking gap year while I pay the mortgage
and keep that brat alive? And when he does come back,
he's dating some Manic Pixie Dream Slut? I was just going to guilt him
into being a full-time nanny for that little tax credit over there. But that's not enough. You were right about one thing.
I am his owner. He belongs to me. I spent years domesticating that man
to do whatever I want, and you think you can waltz in here
with your perky tits and no pension and have a quirky little
fucking Wes Anderson love story? Well, think again, cunt. You've taken something from me,
and I'm going to take it back. And when I fuck him, which I will,
I'll be thinking of you alone and sad. And I'll come like a fucking landmine.
Because I just don't like you. I fucking knew it
you fucking idiot. Do you really think I'm cool with this? That I'm just super chill
about my husband fucking off for four years to be a cat? Like some ball-licking gap year while I pay the mortgage
and keep that brat alive? And when he does come back,
he's dating some Manic Pixie Dream Slut? I was just going to guilt him
into being a full-time nanny for that little tax credit over there. But that's not enough. You were right about one thing.
I am his owner. He belongs to me. I spent years domesticating that man
to do whatever I want, and you think you can waltz in here
with your perky tits and no pension and have a quirky little
fucking Wes Anderson love story? Well, think again, cunt. You've taken something from me,
and I'm going to take it back. And when I fuck him, which I will,
I'll be thinking of you alone and sad. And I'll come like a fucking landmine.
Because I just don't like you. I fucking knew it
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Jen. Yeah, I'm talking to you,
you fucking idiot.
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Do you really think I'm cool with this?
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That I'm just super chill
about my husband fucking off
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for four years to be a cat?
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Like some ball-licking gap year
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while I pay the mortgage
and keep that brat alive?
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And when he does come back,
he's dating some Manic Pixie Dream Slut?
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I was just going to guilt him
into being a full-time nanny
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for that little tax credit over there.
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But that's not enough.
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You were right about one thing.
I am his owner. He belongs to me.
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I spent years domesticating that man
to do whatever I want,
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and you think you can waltz in here
with your perky tits and no pension
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and have a quirky little
fucking Wes Anderson love story?
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Well, think again, cunt.
00:00:38.496 --> 00:00:42.025
You've taken something from me,
and I'm going to take it back.
00:00:42.333 --> 00:00:47.964
And when I fuck him, which I will,
I'll be thinking of you alone and sad.
00:00:48.997 --> 00:00:55.998
And I'll come like a fucking landmine.
Because I just don't like you.
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I fucking knew it.
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Movie Summary
Jen is a self-aware young woman who lives in a world where everybody except her has a superpower.