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Millions of years of evolution rightRightMen have to stick it in every place they can but for womenwomen it is just about security and commitmentand whatever the fuck elseA little oversimplified Alice

If you men only knew

Eyes Wide Shut • 1999

Alice Harford:
Millions of years of evolution, right? Right? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women... women it is just about security and commitment and whatever the fuck else!Dr. Bill Harford:A little oversimplified, Alice, but yes, something like that.Alice Harford:If you men only knew

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Millions of years of evolution right

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Right

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Men have to stick it in every place they can but for women

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women it is just about security and commitment

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and whatever the fuck else

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A little oversimplified Alice but yes something like that

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If you men only knew

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ملايين السنين من التطور صحيح

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صحيح

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يمكن أن يقحم الرجال قضبانهم أينما أرادوا لكن بالنسبة إلى النساء

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الأمر يتعلق فقط بالالتزام والأمان

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أو أي ا كان بحق السماء

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تبس طين الأمر قليل ا يا أليس لكن أجل شيء من هذا القبيل

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ليتكم تعرفون أيها الرجال

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Зад гърба си имаме милиони години еволюция нали

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Мъжете могат да го развяват свободно

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но за жените всичко се свежда до сигурност и ангажименти нали

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Опростяваш нещата но принципно си права

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Какво ли знаят мъжете

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百万年的进化是吗

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是吗

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男人就得到处找洞插

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而女人呢只关心安全跟承诺

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还有其他什么鬼的

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有点过于简化艾莉丝不过大概就是那样

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你们男人真是搞不懂

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Mange millioner års evolution Ikke sandt

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Ikke sandt Mænd skal bare stikke den ind overalt

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Men for kvinder handler det kun om at være tryg og binde sig

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og alt det der forpulede pis

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Det er måske lidt firkantet sagt men ja Noget i den retning

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I mænd skulle bare vide

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Miljoenen jaren van evolutie heb ik het goed

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Mannen neuken maar raak

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maar vrouwen willen zekerheid en vastigheid en meer van dat gelul

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Dat is wel erg simpel gesteld maar daar komt het wel op neer

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Jullie moesten 's weten

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Miljonid aastad evolutsiooni eks

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Eks

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Mehed panevad mida saavad aga naistele

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Naiste jaoks on asi vaid turvatundes ja pühendumises

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ja kurat teab milles

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Veidi liigne lihtsustus Alice aga jah midagi säärast

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Kui te mehed ainult teaksite

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Les millions d'années d'évolution c'est ça

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C'est ça

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L'homme doit la fourrer partout

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mais pour la femme ça se limite à sécurité engagement

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et autres foutaises

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Un peu caricatural mais oui il y a de ça

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Si vous les hommes vous saviez

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Millionen Jahre Evolution

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Männer müssen ihn reinstecken wo es geht

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Aber für Frauen geht es nur um Geborgenheit und Bindungswunsch

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und wer weiß was für einen Scheiß

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Stark vereinfacht Alice Aber ja So was in der Art

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Wenn ihr Männer doch nur wüsstet

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Εκατομμύρια χρόνια εξέλιξης Σωστά

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Οι άντρες μπορούν να το χώνουν όπου γουστάρουν

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Ενώ οι γυναίκες σκέφτονται την ασφάλεια τη δέσμευση

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Τα υπεραπλοποιείς κάπως αλλά ναι έτσι είναι

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Αν ξέρατε εσείς οι άντρες

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Az evolúció évmilliói lgaz

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A pasik mindehova bedugják a farkukat

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de a nőknek csak biztonság családi fészek

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meg a többi baromság kell

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Ha nem is ilyen egyszerű a dolog de lényegében így van

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Ha ti pasik csak sejtenétek

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Þróun á ármiljónum Ekki satt

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Karlar þurfa að reka hann í öll göt

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en hjá konum snýst það um öryggi og bindingu

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og allan andskotann annan

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Þetta var svolítil einföldun En jú

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Ef karlar vissu bara

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Jutaan tahun evolusi bukan Bukan

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Pria harus bercinta ke siapa saja

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tapi bagi wanita semuanya soal keamanan komitmen

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dan entah apa lagi

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Itu terlalu memudahkan Alice Tapi ya kira kira begitu

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Jika saja para pria tahu

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Milioni di anni di evoluzione vero

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Gli uomini lo infilano dovunque possono

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ma le donne pensano solo alla famiglia alla fedeltà

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e chissà quali altre cazzate

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Troppo semplificato Alice Ma sì qualcosa del genere

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Se solo voi uomini lo sapeste

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수백만 년의 진화 결과 그래요

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남자들은 멋대로 하고 다니고

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여자들은 무조건

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헌신하라는 그런 얘기죠

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좀 과장됐지만 그런 셈이지

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남자들은 너무 몰라요

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Miljoniem gadu evolūcijas pareizi

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Pareizi

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Vīrieši bāž katrā caurumā bet sievietēm

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Sievietēm ir tikai izsargāšanās saistības

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un sazin kas vēl

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Tas ir pārāk vienkārši Alise Bet jā uz to pusi

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Ja jūs vīrieši zinātu

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Dėl milijonų evoliucijos metų tiesa

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Ar tiesa

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Vyrai kiša kur tik gali o moterims

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svarbus saugumas pasiaukojimas

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ir kitokios nesąmonės

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Labai jau supaprastinai bet esmė tokia

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Kad jūs vyrai žinotumėt

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Jutaan tahun berevolusi kan

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Lelaki boleh berasmara sesuka hati

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Tapi perempuan cuma mahukan rasa selamat dan komitmen

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Dan apa saja yang lain

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Itu terlalu mudah Alice Tapi lebih kuranglah

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Kalaulah lelaki tahu

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Millioner av års utvikling ikke sant

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Menn må stikke den inn overalt

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men for kvinner handler det bare om trygghet og nærhet og hva faen ellers

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Litt overforenklet Alice men ja noe sånt

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Hvis dere menn bare visste

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Miliony lat ewolucji tak

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Tak Facet wkłada gdzie się da

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a kobieta stawia na bezpieczeństwo i wierność

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i cholera wie co jeszcze

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Uproszczenie ale mniej więcej prawdziwe

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Gdybyście tylko wiedzieli

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Milhões de anos de evolução certo

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Os homens precisam enfiar o deles em tudo quanto é lugar

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mas para as mulheres só o que importa é a segurança o compromisso

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e sei lá que porra mais

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Você simplificou bastante Alice mas é mais ou menos isso sim

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Se vocês homens soubessem

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Te bazezi pe milioanele de ani de evoluție nu

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Bărbații și o bagă peste tot pe unde pot

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pe când femeile vor relații serioase și de lungă durată

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și alte prostii din astea nu

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Ai simplificat lucrurile dar cam așa e

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Dacă ați ști voi bărbații

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Миллионы лет эволюции да

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Мужчинам полагается втыкать его в любую доступную для них дырку

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но у женщин всё иначе сплошные предосторожности и обязательства

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и черт знает что ещё

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Ты несколько упрощаешь Элис Но в общем что то вроде того

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Если бы мужчины знали

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Millones de años de evolución verdad

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Los hombres la meten donde puedan

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pero para las mujeres se trata de seguridad y compromiso

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y lo que sea

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Un poco simplificado Alice pero sí algo por el estilo

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Si Uds los hombres sólo supieran

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Miljontals år av evolution

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Män kan stoppa in den överallt

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men för kvinnor handlar det bara om trygghet trohet och fan vet vad

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Lite väl förenklat men nåt i den stilen

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Om ni karlar bara visste

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เพราะว ว ฒนาการท ผ านมา หลายล านป ใช ม ย ใช ม ย

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ผ ชายจะแหย จ ใส ร ในท กท ท ทำได

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ขณะท ผ หญ งต องการ ความม นคงและการผ กม ด

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แล วก โน นน น น

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ม นออกจะง ายไปหน อย แต ก ประมาณน นแหละ

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พวกผ ชายน ไม ร จ กผ หญ งซะเลย

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Milyonlarca yıllık evrimin sonucu değil mi

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Değil mi

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Erkekler buldukları her yere sokmak zorunda

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ama kadınlar için güvenlik ve bağlılık daha önemli

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veya her ne boksa

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Fazla basite indirgiyorsun Alice ama öyle birşey

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Siz erkekler bir bilseniz

Available in 29 languages

Duration

24 seconds

Views

2,748

Timestamp in Movie

00:30:06

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Genres

drama, mystery, thriller

Production

Warner Bros. Pictures,Stanley Kubrick Productions

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Movie Summary

A Manhattan doctor embarks on a bizarre, night-long odyssey after his wife's admission of unfulfilled longing.

Actors

Alice Harford