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F Marry Kill

"I hope your birthdayis Tricera-Tops." It was the only oneI had lying around.Just look...

"I hope your birthday
is Tricera-Tops." It was the only one
I had lying around.
Just look inside

Full Transcript

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"I hope your birthday is Tricera-Tops."
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It was the only one I had lying around. Just look inside.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:06
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
comedy, mystery, romance
Production
BuzzFeed Studios,BondIt Media Capital,CR8IV DNA

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Movie Summary

As a serial killer targets women on dating apps, a true-crime junkie must figure out which of her three dates is a f-boy, marriage material, or is trying to kill her.
An appointment confirmation for an "Armored Guardian Security" system? - F Marry Kill 00:07
An appointment confirmation for an "Armored Guardian Se...
Oh, absolute top-of-the-line. You are welcome. - F Marry Kill 00:06
Oh, absolute top-of-the-line. You are welcome.
No. I do not need a security system. That is ridiculous. - F Marry Kill 00:07
No. I do not need a security system. That is ridiculous.
Look, it was different when you were living with Jake, - F Marry Kill 00:05
Look, it was different when you were living with Jake,
Wait, you listen to Mark my Murder? - F Marry Kill 00:06
Wait, you listen to Mark my Murder?
Background screening analysis for an insurance company - F Marry Kill 00:07
Background screening analysis for an insurance company
I mean, the world... Can-- - F Marry Kill 00:05
I mean, the world... Can--
I just truly think that Jake needs to go and pretend he likes yoga, - F Marry Kill 00:09
I just truly think that Jake needs to go and pretend he like...
I spent nearly a decade with a total fucking loser, - F Marry Kill 00:11
I spent nearly a decade with a total fucking loser,
I mean, for the last eight years, - F Marry Kill 00:06
I mean, for the last eight years,
Did you know I didn'’t go to nursing school - F Marry Kill 00:07
Did you know I didn'’t go to nursing school
No, Valerie, I haven'’t made any decisions. - F Marry Kill 00:06
No, Valerie, I haven'’t made any decisions.
For my entire 20s, I have just let shit happen to me. - F Marry Kill 00:07
For my entire 20s, I have just let shit happen to me.
♪ We'’re gonna make a profile We'’re gonna make a profile ♪ - F Marry Kill 00:07
♪ We'’re gonna make a profile We'’re gonna make a ...
♪ Oh, we'’ll have our cake And eat it ♪ - F Marry Kill 00:06
♪ Oh, we'’ll have our cake And eat it ♪
Of your face. Yeah, like-- - F Marry Kill 00:06
Of your face. Yeah, like--
Mmm. No, I can'’t disclose that so early on. - F Marry Kill 00:06
Mmm. No, I can'’t disclose that so early on.
Like, uh, do you want to go to a BDSM club - F Marry Kill 00:09
Like, uh, do you want to go to a BDSM club
- Not really. - Or get foot pics from a CPA who wears adult diapers? - F Marry Kill 00:06
- Not really. - Or get foot pics from a CPA who wears adult ...
...by two roommates who tell everybody that they'’re stepbrothers? - F Marry Kill 00:05
...by two roommates who tell everybody that they'’re st...