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I promise on Jonah
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F Marry Kill

I promise on Jonah. That includessneaking tracking apps onto my phone, okay? Okay. Fine. I...

I promise on Jonah. That includes
sneaking tracking apps onto my phone, okay? Okay. Fine. I promise

Full Transcript

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I promise on Jonah.
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That includes sneaking tracking apps
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onto my phone, okay?
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Okay. Fine. I promise.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:46
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
comedy, mystery, romance
Production
BuzzFeed Studios,BondIt Media Capital,CR8IV DNA

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Movie Summary

As a serial killer targets women on dating apps, a true-crime junkie must figure out which of her three dates is a f-boy, marriage material, or is trying to kill her.
Craig! You better cancel your pickleball plans - F Marry Kill 00:07
Craig! You better cancel your pickleball plans
Um, growing up, did anybody ever call me Eva Beava? - F Marry Kill 00:06
Um, growing up, did anybody ever call me Eva Beava?
Beava with a "B"? - F Marry Kill 00:09
Beava with a "B"?
Oh, ho-ho! Yes! Fajitas! - F Marry Kill 00:06
Oh, ho-ho! Yes! Fajitas!
And it'’s actually kind of your fault, but no, - F Marry Kill 00:06
And it'’s actually kind of your fault, but no,
I just feel like you'’re kinda not really giving Kyle - F Marry Kill 00:06
I just feel like you'’re kinda not really giving Kyle
I'’m just saying he doesn'’t really strike me - F Marry Kill 00:10
I'’m just saying he doesn'’t really strike me
And then, on our honeymoon, - F Marry Kill 00:06
And then, on our honeymoon,
- Baby? - Okay. Ew. - F Marry Kill 00:05
- Baby? - Okay. Ew.
Oh, you guys talk about having sex with randos all day long - F Marry Kill 00:07
Oh, you guys talk about having sex with randos all day long
Okay, all I'’m saying is that - F Marry Kill 00:06
Okay, all I'’m saying is that
It'’s true, I am. Wow. This is actually the most exciting thing - F Marry Kill 00:07
It'’s true, I am. Wow. This is actually the most exciti...
He'’s not gonna play with dead bodies, you perv. - F Marry Kill 00:05
He'’s not gonna play with dead bodies, you perv.
Oh, has she not told you about his passion for forensics? - F Marry Kill 00:05
Oh, has she not told you about his passion for forensics?
- It'’s a great job. - Okay, okay, wait. Wild pitch. - F Marry Kill 00:05
- It'’s a great job. - Okay, okay, wait. Wild pitch.
Okay, female, 31, brunette, - F Marry Kill 00:07
Okay, female, 31, brunette,
Okay, a partial shoe print was left in blood. - F Marry Kill 00:06
Okay, a partial shoe print was left in blood.
Police have determined that it was a Ferro Calde sneaker, - F Marry Kill 00:07
Police have determined that it was a Ferro Calde sneaker,
I do not know because I'’m not just asking people their shoe sizes - F Marry Kill 00:07
I do not know because I'’m not just asking people their...
I know that, like, you guys are all kind of joking about this, - F Marry Kill 00:07
I know that, like, you guys are all kind of joking about thi...