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I spent nearly a decade with a total fucking loser
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F Marry Kill

I spent nearly a decadewith a total fucking loser, and you are telling meit only took him...

I spent nearly a decade
with a total fucking loser, and you are telling me
it only took him eight months to commit his entire life
to somebody else?

Full Transcript

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I spent nearly a decade with a total fucking loser,
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and you are telling me it only took him eight months
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to commit his entire life to somebody else?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:53
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
comedy, mystery, romance
Production
BuzzFeed Studios,BondIt Media Capital,CR8IV DNA

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Movie Summary

As a serial killer targets women on dating apps, a true-crime junkie must figure out which of her three dates is a f-boy, marriage material, or is trying to kill her.
I mean, for the last eight years, - F Marry Kill 00:06
I mean, for the last eight years,
Did you know I didn'’t go to nursing school - F Marry Kill 00:07
Did you know I didn'’t go to nursing school
No, Valerie, I haven'’t made any decisions. - F Marry Kill 00:06
No, Valerie, I haven'’t made any decisions.
For my entire 20s, I have just let shit happen to me. - F Marry Kill 00:07
For my entire 20s, I have just let shit happen to me.
♪ We'’re gonna make a profile We'’re gonna make a profile ♪ - F Marry Kill 00:07
♪ We'’re gonna make a profile We'’re gonna make a ...
♪ Oh, we'’ll have our cake And eat it ♪ - F Marry Kill 00:06
♪ Oh, we'’ll have our cake And eat it ♪
Of your face. Yeah, like-- - F Marry Kill 00:06
Of your face. Yeah, like--
Mmm. No, I can'’t disclose that so early on. - F Marry Kill 00:06
Mmm. No, I can'’t disclose that so early on.
Like, uh, do you want to go to a BDSM club - F Marry Kill 00:09
Like, uh, do you want to go to a BDSM club
- Not really. - Or get foot pics from a CPA who wears adult diapers? - F Marry Kill 00:06
- Not really. - Or get foot pics from a CPA who wears adult ...
...by two roommates who tell everybody that they'’re stepbrothers? - F Marry Kill 00:05
...by two roommates who tell everybody that they'’re st...
I want to feel like I am calling the shots of my own life. - F Marry Kill 00:05
I want to feel like I am calling the shots of my own life.
No, this is just like a secret trick, - F Marry Kill 00:08
No, this is just like a secret trick,
This is a lot of dudes. Here we go. - F Marry Kill 00:06
This is a lot of dudes. Here we go.
Huh. "Thank you." - F Marry Kill 00:06
Huh. "Thank you."
Did you know there are 13 million kangaroos in Australia? - F Marry Kill 00:05
Did you know there are 13 million kangaroos in Australia?
"No." - F Marry Kill 00:06
"No."
Oh! Wait. - F Marry Kill 00:06
Oh! Wait.
They haven'’t found any glasses at the scene, - F Marry Kill 00:19
They haven'’t found any glasses at the scene,
No. Yeah. Yes, you definitely do. - F Marry Kill 00:07
No. Yeah. Yes, you definitely do.