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Oh. - I'’m looking to eventually solve crimes
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F Marry Kill

Oh.- I'’m looking to eventuallysolve crimes, not just gentlydiscourage them

Oh.
- I'’m looking to eventually
solve crimes, not just gently
discourage them

Full Transcript

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- Oh. - I'’m looking to eventually solve crimes,
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not just gently discourage them.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:18
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
comedy, mystery, romance
Production
BuzzFeed Studios,BondIt Media Capital,CR8IV DNA

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Movie Summary

As a serial killer targets women on dating apps, a true-crime junkie must figure out which of her three dates is a f-boy, marriage material, or is trying to kill her.
Oh, just measuring the windows and, you know, - F Marry Kill 00:06
Oh, just measuring the windows and, you know,
They just found a species of all-female ants - F Marry Kill 00:08
They just found a species of all-female ants
I'’ll send the estimate to your sister, - F Marry Kill 00:07
I'’ll send the estimate to your sister,
At the risk of losing my job for blatant unprofessionalism, - F Marry Kill 00:08
At the risk of losing my job for blatant unprofessionalism,
I mean, I'’m sorry, I don'’t even know what I-- - F Marry Kill 00:05
I mean, I'’m sorry, I don'’t even know what I--...
There'’s one thing I keep coming back to. - F Marry Kill 00:34
There'’s one thing I keep coming back to.
Oh, my God. Okay. Wow. - F Marry Kill 00:05
Oh, my God. Okay. Wow.
So, this is the special portrait that you want for Brad. - F Marry Kill 00:07
So, this is the special portrait that you want for Brad.
All right, I was half expecting tasteful nudes, but okay. - F Marry Kill 00:05
All right, I was half expecting tasteful nudes, but okay.
No, sometimes I like to put it on - F Marry Kill 00:06
No, sometimes I like to put it on
That is so outdated, and it'’s also not true - F Marry Kill 00:08
That is so outdated, and it'’s also not true
But the guy who came over to do the walk-through, - F Marry Kill 00:07
But the guy who came over to do the walk-through,
Oh, this is so random, but do you remember - F Marry Kill 00:06
Oh, this is so random, but do you remember
Okay, well, we matched online on my birthday. - F Marry Kill 00:06
Okay, well, we matched online on my birthday.
And get this, he just moved his vet practice here to Boulder - F Marry Kill 00:08
And get this, he just moved his vet practice here to Boulder
This is the "you and Kyle and me and Brad sharing a retirement lake house" guy. - F Marry Kill 00:06
This is the "you and Kyle and me and Brad sharing a ret...
- Take a breath. - Okay. But just promise me - F Marry Kill 00:05
- Take a breath. - Okay. But just promise me
- Okay. - Three dates. No sex. Okay? - F Marry Kill 00:05
- Okay. - Three dates. No sex. Okay?
I mean, wow, you look so much different - F Marry Kill 00:06
I mean, wow, you look so much different
I mean, what'’s it been, like, 525,600 minutes? Huh? - F Marry Kill 00:06
I mean, what'’s it been, like, 525,600 minutes? Huh?