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F Marry Kill

Statistically speaking,the chances are infinitely low that any guy I ever meeton this...

Statistically speaking,
the chances are infinitely low that any guy I ever meet
on this planet will be a serial killer

Full Transcript

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Statistically speaking, the chances are infinitely low
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that any guy I ever meet on this planet
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will be a serial killer.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:06
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy, mystery, romance
Production
BuzzFeed Studios,BondIt Media Capital,CR8IV DNA

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Movie Summary

As a serial killer targets women on dating apps, a true-crime junkie must figure out which of her three dates is a f-boy, marriage material, or is trying to kill her.
I'’m her sister, and I am a young woman. - F Marry Kill 00:05
I'’m her sister, and I am a young woman.
Strange man who I just met on a random dating app, - F Marry Kill 00:07
Strange man who I just met on a random dating app,
And, Valerie, - F Marry Kill 00:07
And, Valerie,
I just don'’t feel like I'’m ready for a sleepover yet. - F Marry Kill 00:05
I just don'’t feel like I'’m ready for a sleepover...
Have you ever heard of night terrors? Because it'’s pretty scary if you're-- - F Marry Kill 00:08
Have you ever heard of night terrors? Because it'’s pre...
Hey, do you want me to call you a car or-- - F Marry Kill 00:08
Hey, do you want me to call you a car or--
Hi. I'’m Norman from Armored Guardian Security, - F Marry Kill 00:07
Hi. I'’m Norman from Armored Guardian Security,
As you can see, I'’ve-- - F Marry Kill 00:07
As you can see, I'’ve--
My place doesn'’t normally look like this. - F Marry Kill 00:05
My place doesn'’t normally look like this.
I'’m going through a... transformational phase. - F Marry Kill 00:05
I'’m going through a... transformational phase.
So, you must be - F Marry Kill 00:07
So, you must be
- Oh. - I'’m looking to eventually solve crimes, - F Marry Kill 00:06
- Oh. - I'’m looking to eventually solve crimes,
Oh, just measuring the windows and, you know, - F Marry Kill 00:06
Oh, just measuring the windows and, you know,
They just found a species of all-female ants - F Marry Kill 00:08
They just found a species of all-female ants
I'’ll send the estimate to your sister, - F Marry Kill 00:07
I'’ll send the estimate to your sister,
At the risk of losing my job for blatant unprofessionalism, - F Marry Kill 00:08
At the risk of losing my job for blatant unprofessionalism,
I mean, I'’m sorry, I don'’t even know what I-- - F Marry Kill 00:05
I mean, I'’m sorry, I don'’t even know what I--...
There'’s one thing I keep coming back to. - F Marry Kill 00:34
There'’s one thing I keep coming back to.
Oh, my God. Okay. Wow. - F Marry Kill 00:05
Oh, my God. Okay. Wow.
So, this is the special portrait that you want for Brad. - F Marry Kill 00:07
So, this is the special portrait that you want for Brad.