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Fackham Hall

A new porter embarks on an unlikely relationship with the youngest daughter of a prominent English family. Simultaneously, rivalries are spilling over in the Davenport family, led by the Lord and Lady as they also weather the epic failure of the wedding of their eldest daughter to her caddish cousin.

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Jim O'Hanlon

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Do you ever worry that Cyri is always listening in to our conversations? - Fackham Hall

Do you ever worry that Cyri is always listening in to our...

London, birthplace of emphysema, child exploitation, and a charming young pickpocket called Eric. National ink shortage! - Fackham Hall

London, birthplace of emphysema, child exploitation, and a...

Eric. You're the smartest child we've ever had at this orphanage. If only you directed your talents - Fackham Hall

Eric. You're the smartest child we've ever had at...

Ah. Your watch, sir. Oh. And your trousers. But I'm wearing my trou-- And so begins Eric's advent - Fackham Hall

Ah. Your watch, sir. Oh. And your trousers. But I'm...

Shout out to Rachmaninoff. Big up on themself. New track from Carl Ravell and his orchestra just dropped. Straight-up banger. - Fackham Hall

Shout out to Rachmaninoff. Big up on themself. New track...

Oh. Are you all right? I've never been better. - Fackham Hall

Oh. Are you all right? I've never been better.

Well, it was nice to meet you. - Fackham Hall

Well, it was nice to meet you.

Ms. Davenport! Ms. Davenport! The lord and lady is wondering where you is be, they do. -What did you - Fackham Hall

Ms. Davenport! Ms. Davenport! The lord and lady is wondering...

Wonderful to see you, Viscount Wolsey. - Fackham Hall

Wonderful to see you, Viscount Wolsey.

Where on earth have you been? - Fackham Hall

Where on earth have you been?

Ms. Davenport. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Darvesh Khaled, your father's lawyer and old friend - Fackham Hall

Ms. Davenport. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm...

Where is Richard? - Fackham Hall

Where is Richard?

You've got the castle, the cathedral, the chocolate factory. - Fackham Hall

You've got the castle, the cathedral, the chocolate...

-Champagne? - Fackham Hall

My word, Mary, a man. - Fackham Hall

My word, Mary, a man.

I'm sorry. - Fackham Hall

So, wrong side of Mrs. - Fackham Hall

So, wrong side of Mrs.

Are you bride or groom, sir? - Fackham Hall

Are you bride or groom, sir?

My darling Poppy. - Fackham Hall

My darling Poppy.

It's a necklace box. - Fackham Hall

It's a necklace box.

Oh. Daddy. Oh. - Fackham Hall

Please be seated. - Fackham Hall

Please be seated.

Does anyone have a reason why Archibald and Poppy should not be bound together in holy matrimony? - Fackham Hall

Does anyone have a reason why Archibald and Poppy should not...

I know a reason why we shouldn't marry. - Fackham Hall

I know a reason why we shouldn't marry.

I love you. - Fackham Hall

Your attention, please. - Fackham Hall

Your attention, please.

I knew it about Lionel and Poppy, I does, I did. - Fackham Hall

I knew it about Lionel and Poppy, I does, I did.

Eric. You leave us no choice. Your employment is terminated. -My lady. -I just wanted to make sure t - Fackham Hall

Eric. You leave us no choice. Your employment is terminated....

Oh. I meant to ask for some sugar. - Fackham Hall

Oh. I meant to ask for some sugar.

And you don't have to stand up every time I enter the room. - Fackham Hall

And you don't have to stand up every time I enter the...

Well, it seems my hand is forced, laddie. - Fackham Hall

Well, it seems my hand is forced, laddie.

I truly thought that this would be where I would live out the remainder of my days. - Fackham Hall

I truly thought that this would be where I would live out...

Archibald, I don't know if I mentioned, but Rose is very well-read. - Fackham Hall

Archibald, I don't know if I mentioned, but Rose is...

Rose, darling, do you not see our predicament? - Fackham Hall

Rose, darling, do you not see our predicament?

Rose? Are you all right? It's nothing you need to be burdened with. Please. It's no burden at all. Y - Fackham Hall

Rose? Are you all right? It's nothing you need to be...

You prefer to wait for your Heathcliff. - Fackham Hall

You prefer to wait for your Heathcliff.

Do you think it foolish of a lady to listen to her heart? - Fackham Hall

Do you think it foolish of a lady to listen to her heart?

How does anyone know when they're in love? - Fackham Hall

How does anyone know when they're in love?

Your mother thought it would be prudent if you were to join us for the hunt. - Fackham Hall

Your mother thought it would be prudent if you were to join...

The war is over! - Fackham Hall

The war is over!

I'd rather not talk about it, Ms. - Fackham Hall

I'd rather not talk about it, Ms.

Ha! Bloody good shot. Bugger it. - Fackham Hall

Ha! Bloody good shot. Bugger it.

Well done, Father. - Fackham Hall

Well done, Father.

Bloody good shot, old bean. - Fackham Hall

Bloody good shot, old bean.

Sir, shall I take him back to the house and call a doctor? - Fackham Hall

Sir, shall I take him back to the house and call a doctor?

Rose. You're the most wonderful daughter a father could ever wish to have. Tell Poppy I forgive her. - Fackham Hall

Rose. You're the most wonderful daughter a father could...

Oh. Blow me. Looks like my old pocket watch must have saved my life. I'm alive. - Ah! - Well, I have - Fackham Hall

Oh. Blow me. Looks like my old pocket watch must have saved...

I can see a light. - Fackham Hall

I can see a light.

Ah! My Bloody Mary. Of course. Bloody Mary. Oh, bad luck, old chap. Ah, I really thought you'd bagge - Fackham Hall

Ah! My Bloody Mary. Of course. Bloody Mary. Oh, bad luck,...

Thank you for stepping in to save Father. - Fackham Hall

Thank you for stepping in to save Father.

Young man, I've been reflecting on your swift thinking during this morning's shoot. - Fackham Hall

Young man, I've been reflecting on your swift thinking...

What do you keep writing in that little book of yours? - Fackham Hall

What do you keep writing in that little book of yours?

Rose, I just wanted you to know that I was in the library earlier, and I chanced upon a poem that reminded me of you. - Fackham Hall

Rose, I just wanted you to know that I was in the library...

Such a beautiful poem. - Fackham Hall

Such a beautiful poem.

Hm? -Dance with me, Rose. -I'd rather not. - Fackham Hall

Hm? -Dance with me, Rose. -I'd rather not.

You have put all our jobs at risk. - Fackham Hall

You have put all our jobs at risk.

Rose. What are you doing here? I came to find you. What did they say? They fired me. I leave tomorro - Fackham Hall

Rose. What are you doing here? I came to find you. What did...

-And stay out. - Fackham Hall

Who's this? - Fackham Hall

Come here. - Fackham Hall

-Rose for the lady? - Fackham Hall

-Rose for the lady?

Oh, well, he made it to seven. - Fackham Hall

Oh, well, he made it to seven.

Uh... Capital city? - Fackham Hall

Uh... Capital city?

For a minute there, I thought she didn't know it. - Fackham Hall

For a minute there, I thought she didn't know it.

But unbeknownst to our star-crossed lovers, life at Fackham Hall was about to take a turn for the worse. Especially for Lord Davenport. - Fackham Hall

But unbeknownst to our star-crossed lovers, life at Fackham...

Humphrey, open a window. - Fackham Hall

Humphrey, open a window.

Inspector Robert Watt. - Fackham Hall

Inspector Robert Watt.

Hmm. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Cyril, who was the last person to see Lord Davenport alive? The murderer. Jus - Fackham Hall

Hmm. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Cyril, who was the last person to see...

And do you smell that? - Fackham Hall

And do you smell that?

My apologies. - Fackham Hall

Poppy. I'm so glad to see you. - Fackham Hall

Poppy. I'm so glad to see you.

The inspector would like your presence in the drawing room. - Fackham Hall

The inspector would like your presence in the drawing room.

Truly a beautiful service. - Fackham Hall

Truly a beautiful service.

Truly beautiful ceremony. - Fackham Hall

Truly beautiful ceremony.

Emotions running high? - Fackham Hall

Emotions running high?

I'm so sorry. - Fackham Hall

May I have a word with you... - Fackham Hall

May I have a word with you...

Rose, you are an angel sent in my hour of need. - Fackham Hall

Rose, you are an angel sent in my hour of need.

Rose? I need time to think about it. - Fackham Hall

Rose? I need time to think about it.

-Now? -Still undecided. - Fackham Hall

-Now? -Still undecided.

Dear Lord, I pray for your forgiveness. - Fackham Hall

Dear Lord, I pray for your forgiveness.

That money, he didn't earn it. So, Lord, please forgive me. And I promise that after this, I will never, ever steal again. Amen. - Fackham Hall

That money, he didn't earn it. So, Lord, please forgive...

If you've been murdered by a candlestick, dial seven. If you've been murdered by a rope... - Fackham Hall

If you've been murdered by a candlestick, dial seven....

Rose, you don't have to marry Archibald. - Fackham Hall

Rose, you don't have to marry Archibald.

I can't believe we're doing this. - Fackham Hall

I can't believe we're doing this.

Oh. So, what else are you hiding, young man? Nothing. Nothing. I swear. - Fackham Hall

Oh. So, what else are you hiding, young man? Nothing....

No. None of this is mine. Your roommates told me you were home late on the night of Lord Davenport's - Fackham Hall

No. None of this is mine. Your roommates told me you were...

Well, if he won't tell you, I will. - Fackham Hall

Well, if he won't tell you, I will.

Just tell them you were with me. - Fackham Hall

Just tell them you were with me.

I don't get it. - Fackham Hall

I don't get it.

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A new porter embarks on an unlikely relationship with the youngest daughter of a prominent English family. Simultaneously, rivalries are spilling over in the Davenport family, led by the Lord and Lady as they also weather the epic failure of the wedding of their eldest daughter to her caddish cousin.

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Director: Jim O'Hanlon

Writer: Steve Dawson, Andrew Dawson, Tim Inman

Production: N/A

Genre: Comedy

Year: 2025

MetaScore: 54/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: $1,035,184

Released: 05 Dec 2025

Awards: N/A

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