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Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business

"Dance for us." "Bring me another peach

"Dance for us." [moaning] "The juices." [moaning] "Bring me another peach

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"Dance for us."
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[moaning]
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"The juices."
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[moaning]
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"Bring me another peach.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:31
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Seeso, LLC

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Movie Summary

Pigeons, NBA Jam, a Disney Channel audition gone wrong. Fahim Anwar displays some of the smartest stupid material with moments of poignancy in his first one hour special. Join him on the quest to make his parents less disappointed.
And they didn't have any music in the audition. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
And they didn't have any music in the audition.
They just wanted to make it as sad as possible. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
They just wanted to make it as sad as possible.
So I'm just dancing... - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
So I'm just dancing...
In utter silence. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
In utter silence.
All you could literally hear - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
All you could literally hear
And some of you don't know this about me, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
And some of you don't know this about me,
I worked at Boeing for about 3 1/2 years - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
I worked at Boeing for about 3 1/2 years
You ever been outside your body, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:08
You ever been outside your body,
There was a point during the audition - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
There was a point during the audition
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:10
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
[cheering] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
[cheering]
You could hear a pin drop normally when I say that. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
You could hear a pin drop normally when I say that.
White people don't know this, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
White people don't know this,
No, I'm just kidding. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
No, I'm just kidding.
It's the worst time to be a brown person - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
It's the worst time to be a brown person
It's very strange being the most feared ethnic group - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
It's very strange being the most feared ethnic group
It's like, move over, black people. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
It's like, move over, black people.
There's a new kid in town. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
There's a new kid in town.
Thanks for keeping the seat warm. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
Thanks for keeping the seat warm.
One on one, you'd probably be - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
One on one, you'd probably be