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Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business

"Get's me off." I remember one time I gotto the gate for one of my flights, and there was,...

"Get's me off." I remember one time I got
to the gate for one of my flights, and there was, like,
five Middle Eastern dudes in traditional garb, you know

Full Transcript

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"Get's me off."
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I remember one time I got to the gate
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for one of my flights,
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and there was, like, five Middle Eastern dudes
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in traditional garb, you know.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:26
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Seeso, LLC

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Movie Summary

Pigeons, NBA Jam, a Disney Channel audition gone wrong. Fahim Anwar displays some of the smartest stupid material with moments of poignancy in his first one hour special. Join him on the quest to make his parents less disappointed.
They're just, like, sweating bullets, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:08
They're just, like, sweating bullets,
He goes, "Hey, man, how come you're not nervous about this?" - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:11
He goes, "Hey, man, how come you're not nervous ab...
"So I should wear my extra-big turban? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"So I should wear my extra-big turban?
"To fly under the radar? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
"To fly under the radar?
"Should I bring my bowling ball with a wick coming out of it? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
"Should I bring my bowling ball with a wick coming out ...
Like, there's this ammunitions manufacturer in Idaho - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:13
Like, there's this ammunitions manufacturer in Idaho
How much do you fear Muslims - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
How much do you fear Muslims
[hissing, groaning wildly] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:09
[hissing, groaning wildly]
Do you think God is that technical too? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
Do you think God is that technical too?
I'm up at the Pearly Gates, and he's like, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:08
I'm up at the Pearly Gates, and he's like,
I'd love to let you in, but rules are rules." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
I'd love to let you in, but rules are rules."
It's crazy, like, I'm not even that Muslim, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
It's crazy, like, I'm not even that Muslim,
I was like, "Not every Muslim is a terrorist." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:10
I was like, "Not every Muslim is a terrorist."
Don't see any white terrorists, bro." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:11
Don't see any white terrorists, bro."
Although, I will say, the closest thing - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
Although, I will say, the closest thing
He's like the Eminem of terrorism. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
He's like the Eminem of terrorism.
He was so dope, even Middle Eastern people - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
He was so dope, even Middle Eastern people
"It's very good-- good timing, good execution. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
"It's very good-- good timing, good execution.
"He's in my top five. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"He's in my top five.
"It goes him, Chemical Ali, Mohamed Atta, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"It goes him, Chemical Ali, Mohamed Atta,