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Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business

It's nuts." They're just alwaysselling what you need before you even knowyou need it, you...

It's nuts." They're just always
selling what you need before you even know
you need it, you know?

Full Transcript

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It's nuts."
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They're just always selling what you need
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before you even know you need it, you know?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:29
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Seeso, LLC

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Movie Summary

Pigeons, NBA Jam, a Disney Channel audition gone wrong. Fahim Anwar displays some of the smartest stupid material with moments of poignancy in his first one hour special. Join him on the quest to make his parents less disappointed.
Like, your plane could be going down, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:17
Like, your plane could be going down,
Senor, parachute for the lady?" - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:22
Senor, parachute for the lady?"
Pigeons are like the hipsters of birds, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:11
Pigeons are like the hipsters of birds,
They're like, "What are you, flying?" - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
They're like, "What are you, flying?"
"Yeah, I used to do that. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"Yeah, I used to do that.
This is my new jam." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:15
This is my new jam."
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to whip this French fry - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to whip this Fre...
You'll swat them, be like, "Fuckin' get out of here." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:08
You'll swat them, be like, "Fuckin' get out o...
Because bees have the ability to sting you, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
Because bees have the ability to sting you,
Just fucking leave." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:09
Just fucking leave."
"Oh, this potato salad? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"Oh, this potato salad?
"You don't mind if I walk around all over it - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"You don't mind if I walk around all over it
[squelching] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
[squelching]
[squelching] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
[squelching]
Fuck your Sunday." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
Fuck your Sunday."
I had to do stand-up on a hip-hop show recently, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:08
I had to do stand-up on a hip-hop show recently,
All right, now we've got a stand-up comedian." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
All right, now we've got a stand-up comedian."
I'm like, "Hey, how's everybody doing tonight? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
I'm like, "Hey, how's everybody doing tonight...
"Y'all ready to have way less fun? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"Y'all ready to have way less fun?
"Y'all ready to bring the energy way down? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"Y'all ready to bring the energy way down?