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"Failure to Launch" quotes

Failure to Launch poster
A thirty-something is still living with his parents until they hire an interventionist to help him graduate out of the house. That's when the fun begins.

Director: Tom Dey
Writer: Tom J. Astle, Matt Ember
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $88,715,192
Released: 10 Mar 2006
Awards: 5 nominations
Hit the road Tripp - Failure to Launch 00:13 Hit the road Tripp Hey hey - Failure to Launch 00:27 Hey hey Do you have real feelings - Failure to Launch 00:47 Do you have real feelings Shut up you whore - Failure to Launch 00:16 Shut up you whore So is Kit short for Katherine - Failure to Launch 00:15 So is Kit short for Katherine I smell something - Failure to Launch 00:23 I smell something Do you know that I have a contract - Failure to Launch 00:13 Do you know that I have a contract You were bitten by a chuckwalla - Failure to Launch 00:19 You were bitten by a chuckwalla You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian goose - Failure to Launch 00:13 You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian... Sure Wait Tomorrow's Saturday - Failure to Launch 00:15 Sure Wait Tomorrow's Saturday I want to feel that beneath Guys who drink Kahlua and cream - Failure to Launch 00:07 I want to feel that beneath Guys who drink Kahlua and cream I'm Paula I'm Tripp - Failure to Launch 00:24 I'm Paula I'm Tripp So you - Failure to Launch 00:22 So you My teacher Miss Kramer has a girlfriend - Failure to Launch 00:07 My teacher Miss Kramer has a girlfriend All right assuming that pretending to own a yacht - Failure to Launch 00:29 All right assuming that pretending to own a yacht Oh What's his real name anyway - Failure to Launch 00:13 Oh What's his real name anyway Fine The tall one's kind of cute What's he do - Failure to Launch 00:23 Fine The tall one's kind of cute What's he do You are really close to me - Failure to Launch 00:10 You are really close to me The point is my friend - Failure to Launch 00:34 The point is my friend You look nice you find out what they like - Failure to Launch 00:43 You look nice you find out what they like I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff It's okay - Failure to Launch 01:05 I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff It's okay I could get out of those ropes - Failure to Launch 00:06 I could get out of those ropes Come on Tripp - Failure to Launch 00:29 Come on Tripp Yeah everyone from work went to T G I Friday's - Failure to Launch 00:20 Yeah everyone from work went to T G I Friday's Well for one there's the book To Kill a Mockingbird - Failure to Launch 00:08 Well for one there's the book To Kill a Mockingbird I feel a little bit bad because I kind of implied to Paula - Failure to Launch 00:13 I feel a little bit bad because I kind of implied to Paula Well hey there Ace Glad you could make it man - Failure to Launch 00:12 Well hey there Ace Glad you could make it man I do sleep well at night - Failure to Launch 00:29 I do sleep well at night So where do you see us going - Failure to Launch 00:10 So where do you see us going Tripp as long as you're up Son - Failure to Launch 00:49 Tripp as long as you're up Son And yet in America we're shunned for our lifestyle - Failure to Launch 00:25 And yet in America we're shunned for our lifestyle Met a girl Tripp meets a new girl every week - Failure to Launch 00:09 Met a girl Tripp meets a new girl every week We ain't buying that chair - Failure to Launch 00:09 We ain't buying that chair You want a treat from the big city boy - Failure to Launch 00:20 You want a treat from the big city boy It's over She's gotta go - Failure to Launch 00:25 It's over She's gotta go What are you gonna do now - Failure to Launch 00:15 What are you gonna do now Just came by to get some stuff What are you doing - Failure to Launch 00:42 Just came by to get some stuff What are you doing Let's go shoot some strangers huh - Failure to Launch 00:04 Let's go shoot some strangers huh Nothing like the threat of decapitation to make it a little more interesting - Failure to Launch 00:06 Nothing like the threat of decapitation to make it a little... Twelve hundred bucks Wow How much are the bullets for this - Failure to Launch 00:39 Twelve hundred bucks Wow How much are the bullets for this It's just coffee You don't have to marry him - Failure to Launch 00:20 It's just coffee You don't have to marry him You're all getting what you wanted - Failure to Launch 00:23 You're all getting what you wanted So what do we do now - Failure to Launch 00:28 So what do we do now Tell me about yourself What do you do for a living - Failure to Launch 00:12 Tell me about yourself What do you do for a living Hey I mean come on look at you - Failure to Launch 00:54 Hey I mean come on look at you The boy's 35 years old - Failure to Launch 00:23 The boy's 35 years old Based on the initial personality assessment - Failure to Launch 00:21 Based on the initial personality assessment Shut up dude Don't help him - Failure to Launch 00:04 Shut up dude Don't help him And your bathroom needs cleaning so I left the stuff in the hall - Failure to Launch 00:20 And your bathroom needs cleaning so I left the stuff in the... You're gonna let her walk away - Failure to Launch 00:12 You're gonna let her walk away We've been out one time - Failure to Launch 00:13 We've been out one time I take it you like Japanese food - Failure to Launch 00:14 I take it you like Japanese food I had a nice time - Failure to Launch 00:41 I had a nice time He saved my life you know He did - Failure to Launch 00:08 He saved my life you know He did I'm so glad you're here - Failure to Launch 00:43 I'm so glad you're here So do it Buy a crummy old boat - Failure to Launch 00:21 So do it Buy a crummy old boat Oh Tripp is just cruising through the steps - Failure to Launch 00:10 Oh Tripp is just cruising through the steps Who's laughing now - Failure to Launch 00:04 Who's laughing now Well you're not I don't know what to tell you honey - Failure to Launch 00:25 Well you're not I don't know what to tell you... Oh my God - Failure to Launch 00:18 Oh my God Look I don't see why it's so complicated - Failure to Launch 00:08 Look I don't see why it's so complicated Right And the thing is Mom Dad - Failure to Launch 00:09 Right And the thing is Mom Dad I don't usually like reality TV shows but this is so emotional - Failure to Launch 00:08 I don't usually like reality TV shows but this is so... What do you say - Failure to Launch 00:03 What do you say

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