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Fairwood

Two quirky entertainers with an upbeat, family-oriented philosophy are unexpectedly thrust into the limelight as hosts of their own TV show just as an evil corporation begins taking over their small town.

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Miles Productions,Miles Films

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Newsroom Staffer

Police officer

Cody Pennington

Businessman

James Frederick Spake

Reporter

Reporter

Bar patron

Bridal Shop Worker

Self

Self

Valerie Stanton

Karen Sternberg

Farnsworth Hemlholtz

Robert Stoeckle

Candy

Coco Helmholtz

Cali Elizabeth Moore

Harry Kirshner

William McKinney

Petunia Petrie

Tamiko Robinson Steele

Chef Cherobusco

Michael A. Cook

Spooner McNeill

Rolando Madrigal

Dr. Tyler Brown

Bo Kowalski

Joe Kowalski

Lefty Weaver

Grammy Fairwood

Mitsy Maxine

Candace Malinowski

Rosie

Savannah Rose Scaffe

Hal Barrineau

Mayor Francine Birdsong

Charlie Birdsong

Alphaeus Green Jr.

Announcer Bob Spivey

Sharon Barron

Clarence Poteet

Gregory Dean French

Aerobics Instructor

Chester Dexter Jr

Honey

Tatiana Zappardino

BZ

TV Station Employee

Ashley Hargrove

Police Officer

Election Official

Valerie Jenkins

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[Heavy wind gusting] - Fairwood

[Heavy wind gusting]

Well, we're in the
business of teaching, building, - Fairwood

Well, we're in the business of teaching, building,

The losers in this little town
have no idea what they're - Fairwood

The losers in this little town have no idea what they'r...

-No.
-[Laughing] - Fairwood

-No. -[Laughing]

[Valerie] So we
demolish the station, - Fairwood

[Valerie] So we demolish the station,

The samples you sent
prove it ain't just wind energy. - Fairwood

The samples you sent prove it ain't just wind energy.

The r and d guys tell me
the water's full of vitamins - Fairwood

The r and d guys tell me the water's full of vitamins

The whole village was
declared a Hazmat zone - Fairwood

The whole village was declared a Hazmat zone

It is the only way
to harness billions - Fairwood

It is the only way to harness billions

Keep Valerie in check,
let me know what you need. - Fairwood

Keep Valerie in check, let me know what you need.

That a goodly number of our
many dreams are coming true. - Fairwood

That a goodly number of our many dreams are coming true.

I said some might
call this extreme. - Fairwood

I said some might call this extreme.

Okay, those babies received
generous financial settlements. - Fairwood

Okay, those babies received generous financial settlements.

Wall street's gonna go
wild over unobtainium! - Fairwood

Wall street's gonna go wild over unobtainium!

And what about those
beautiful sea lions in Argentina? - Fairwood

And what about those beautiful sea lions in Argentina?

Yeah, but they're
pretty stunning handbags. - Fairwood

Yeah, but they're pretty stunning handbags.

Of course. Well, I
didn't think we'd get - Fairwood

Of course. Well, I didn't think we'd get

Harry, a few words? - Fairwood

Harry, a few words?

I've reviewed operations
from top to bottom, - Fairwood

I've reviewed operations from top to bottom,

I see you, - Fairwood

We can't let pentalode
get away with it. - Fairwood

We can't let pentalode get away with it.

And the most dangerous
thing you can do - Fairwood

And the most dangerous thing you can do

[Cell phone "alarm" blares] - Fairwood

[Cell phone "alarm" blares]

Fairwoods been
in the thick of it - Fairwood

Fairwoods been in the thick of it

I know what the lowest
common denominator's all about. - Fairwood

I know what the lowest common denominator's all about.

Channel 29 still has
good bone structure, - Fairwood

Channel 29 still has good bone structure,

Well, I would, but
my boot's being weird. - Fairwood

Well, I would, but my boot's being weird.

The corporate hatchet
man and you would not - Fairwood

The corporate hatchet man and you would not

People want sexy,
they want modern. - Fairwood

People want sexy, they want modern.

[Theme music plays] - Fairwood

[Theme music plays]

I don't know what it is about
varma, but she sparkles. - Fairwood

I don't know what it is about varma, but she sparkles.

Well, I did receive an a-minus
from corporate hatchet man 101 - Fairwood

Well, I did receive an a-minus from corporate hatchet man 10...

[Excited exhale] - Fairwood

[Excited exhale]

Flabby husbands, snotty kids. - Fairwood

Flabby husbands, snotty kids.

Coco, earlier, - Fairwood

And rumors are swirling about - Fairwood

And rumors are swirling about

I suspect we may be expecting
some unexpected occurrences. - Fairwood

I suspect we may be expecting some unexpected occurrences.

We're pleased and thankful
to have you back with us again. - Fairwood

We're pleased and thankful to have you back with us aga...

[Crickets chirping,
music playing inside] - Fairwood

[Crickets chirping, music playing inside]

[Breaks wind] - Fairwood

And we're looking forward
to bringing you lots of good, - Fairwood

And we're looking forward to bringing you lots of good,

I expect you're right. - Fairwood

I expect you're right.

But tonight we have to do
something a little different. - Fairwood

But tonight we have to do something a little different.

[Music playing in background]
♪ happy day, happy day... ♪ - Fairwood

[Music playing in background] ♪ happy day, happy day... ♪...

Because good ol'
channel 29 is in big trouble. - Fairwood

Because good ol' channel 29 is in big trouble.

And the only way
we're gonna save her - Fairwood

And the only way we're gonna save her

-Says here that Mrs.
-Johnson was blown - Fairwood

-Says here that Mrs. -Johnson was blown

It turns out the folks
at pentalode industries - Fairwood

It turns out the folks at pentalode industries

I live there permanently,
so no pressure. - Fairwood

I live there permanently, so no pressure.

[Song continues] - Fairwood

[Song continues]

Seems like there's
more than meets the eye - Fairwood

Seems like there's more than meets the eye

In their haste and
dare I say it, their greed, - Fairwood

In their haste and dare I say it, their greed,

I suspect these
pentalode folks - Fairwood

I suspect these pentalode folks

[Applause] - Fairwood

♪ Oh happy... ♪ - Fairwood

♪ Oh happy... ♪

Alma hatchet, the
champion baker from metrobie - Fairwood

Alma hatchet, the champion baker from metrobie

I'm thinking more of
a worldwide global, - Fairwood

I'm thinking more of a worldwide global,

And Valerie Stanton
may be a few sandwiches - Fairwood

And Valerie Stanton may be a few sandwiches

And they've hatched a plan
to steal valuable, god-given - Fairwood

And they've hatched a plan to steal valuable, god-given

[Chatter/hammering] - Fairwood

[Chatter/hammering]

[Crowd laughing] - Fairwood

[Crowd laughing]

Yoko, write this
down. "Show idea..." - Fairwood

Yoko, write this down. "Show idea..."

If the ratings go high enough, - Fairwood

If the ratings go high enough,

Uh... it feels like
there's a goldfish - Fairwood

Uh... it feels like there's a goldfish

"The Kowalski experience." - Fairwood

"The Kowalski experience."

[Theme music plays] - Fairwood

[Theme music plays]

And since this little
show with your support - Fairwood

And since this little show with your support

-Oui?
-You host - Fairwood

-Oui? -You host

-Cherrie... mm-hmm.
-Cherobusco. - Fairwood

-Cherrie... mm-hmm. -Cherobusco.

So in order to
save the station, - Fairwood

So in order to save the station,

And you're
drinking at 10:00 A.M. - Fairwood

And you're drinking at 10:00 A.M.

This is perfect for
a small gathering - Fairwood

This is perfect for a small gathering

[Kisses] - Fairwood

-Oh, big show.
-You're gonna get up there, - Fairwood

-Oh, big show. -You're gonna get up there,

[Exasperated sigh] - Fairwood

[Exasperated sigh]

See, that's good TV. - Fairwood

See, that's good TV.

[Truck horn blaring] - Fairwood

[Truck horn blaring]

I-I'm not sure
this is the direction - Fairwood

I-I'm not sure this is the direction

Well, now, to be fair,
we did steal their gig - Fairwood

Well, now, to be fair, we did steal their gig

-[Hiccups] And we'll...
-We'll be right back - Fairwood

-[Hiccups] And we'll... -We'll be right back

What about your bonus? - Fairwood

What about your bonus?

[Theme music plays] - Fairwood

[Theme music plays]

Now, we gonna go down there - Fairwood

Now, we gonna go down there

-Honey boo boo.
-And your biggest sponsor - Fairwood

-Honey boo boo. -And your biggest sponsor

Y'all have to switch channels
and start watch something else. - Fairwood

Y'all have to switch channels and start watch something...

So let's save channel
29 by fighting the man, - Fairwood

So let's save channel 29 by fighting the man,

-Places, everyone!
-[Applause] - Fairwood

-Places, everyone! -[Applause]

So a lot of people think
that I use gel for men, - Fairwood

So a lot of people think that I use gel for men,

[Applause, music] - Fairwood

[Applause, music]

-There's like five of them!
-Listen, lady, - Fairwood

-There's like five of them! -Listen, lady,

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Two quirky entertainers with an upbeat, family-oriented philosophy are unexpectedly thrust into the limelight as hosts of their own TV show just as an evil corporation begins taking over their small town.

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Director: N/A

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Production: Miles Productions,Miles Films

Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

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ImdbRating: 6.7

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Released: 14 Apr 2022

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