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Faith Based

I need it to look like not onekid has ever taken the tugboat to brown townin the shallow...

I need it to look like not one
kid has ever taken the tugboat to brown town
in the shallow end

Full Transcript

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I need it to look like not one kid has ever taken the tugboat
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to brown town in the shallow end.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:21
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When two friends realize all "faith based" films make buckets of cash, they set out on a mission to make one of their own.
And I'm not talking about the shitty ones that took place in Russia - Faith Based 00:05
And I'm not talking about the shitty ones that took pla...
I am talking about motherfucking Sydney. - Faith Based 00:06
I am talking about motherfucking Sydney.
And these new head shots, they look great. You look great. - Faith Based 00:05
And these new head shots, they look great. You look great.
If anything, I... I appreciate what we have here. - Faith Based 00:04
If anything, I... I appreciate what we have here.
You look like a really handsome version of Owen Wilson. - Faith Based 00:04
You look like a really handsome version of Owen Wilson.
...sometimes, only the weirdos show up. - Faith Based 00:04
...sometimes, only the weirdos show up.
My God - Faith Based 00:10
My God
Oh. Shit. Hey, guy, you got to speak up. - Faith Based 00:06
Oh. Shit. Hey, guy, you got to speak up.
Then I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. - Faith Based 00:05
Then I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
The key to success is the yo-yo. - Faith Based 00:06
The key to success is the yo-yo.
It can walk the dog. It can go around the world. - Faith Based 00:07
It can walk the dog. It can go around the world.
But at the end of the day, it always rises back up to its little blue home. - Faith Based 00:07
But at the end of the day, it always rises back up to its li...
Now, you being a fine tea salesman, - Faith Based 00:13
Now, you being a fine tea salesman,
Now you keep at it and one day, that home is going to look just like this. - Faith Based 00:07
Now you keep at it and one day, that home is going to look j...
What a relief. - Faith Based 00:04
What a relief.
I walk in, I get kicked in the balls, you know, - Faith Based 00:08
I walk in, I get kicked in the balls, you know,
Well, yes. - Faith Based 00:04
Well, yes.
Selling the tea is for suckers. You got to sell the sellers. Check it. - Faith Based 00:05
Selling the tea is for suckers. You got to sell the sellers....
Okay, 250. Now, let's say, you recruit your buddy and he sells 50 bucks, - Faith Based 00:12
Okay, 250. Now, let's say, you recruit your buddy and h...
Plus, you make money on the inventory you have to sell him. - Faith Based 00:05
Plus, you make money on the inventory you have to sell him.