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If I see Nicky Steele, I'm going to kick him in the dick
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Faith Based

If I see Nicky Steele,I'm going to kick him in the dick

If I see Nicky Steele,
I'm going to kick him in the dick

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If I see Nicky Steele, I'm going to kick him in the dick.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:36
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

When two friends realize all "faith based" films make buckets of cash, they set out on a mission to make one of their own.
Does a tree shit in the woods if you don't hear it fall? - Faith Based 00:05
Does a tree shit in the woods if you don't hear it fall...
I hear you, old timer. Just a five-pound bag of flour make a big ass biscuit. - Faith Based 00:05
I hear you, old timer. Just a five-pound bag of flour make a...
Holy fucking shit. Tanner! - Faith Based 00:05
Holy fucking shit. Tanner!
Whoa. This guy right here is a fucking legend. - Faith Based 00:05
Whoa. This guy right here is a fucking legend.
First time I met this guy, pay attention future me, - Faith Based 00:06
First time I met this guy, pay attention future me,
It was 2007, is that right? - Faith Based 00:05
It was 2007, is that right?
This is a farming drama called Jesus Plows. - Faith Based 00:04
This is a farming drama called Jesus Plows.
Or maybe we watch the Firefighter saga, - Faith Based 00:07
Or maybe we watch the Firefighter saga,
And if they're making three of those, they're making money. - Faith Based 00:04
And if they're making three of those, they're maki...
All of these are made by the same company, it's called Christflix. - Faith Based 00:04
All of these are made by the same company, it's called ...
"Dear Sir or Madam, - Faith Based 00:11
"Dear Sir or Madam,
We'd love to meet with you before he is risen. - Faith Based 00:05
We'd love to meet with you before he is risen.
AKA, at your earliest convenience. - Faith Based 00:04
AKA, at your earliest convenience.
So, we were thinking, what about a family drama? - Faith Based 00:05
So, we were thinking, what about a family drama?
One, you need an A, B, or C list celebrity who's also a Christian, - Faith Based 00:08
One, you need an A, B, or C list celebrity who's also a...
I mean Kirk Cameron, Kevin Sorbo, the fat Superman. - Faith Based 00:04
I mean Kirk Cameron, Kevin Sorbo, the fat Superman.
I'm talking purpose, faith, prayer, heaven, Huckabee. - Faith Based 00:06
I'm talking purpose, faith, prayer, heaven, Huckabee.
Yeah, yeah, think like, you know, Thoughts & Prayers, the movie , you know. - Faith Based 00:05
Yeah, yeah, think like, you know, Thoughts & Prayers, th...
Or like, uh, Faith and Furious, you know. - Faith Based 00:04
Or like, uh, Faith and Furious, you know.
Uh, like, uh, Prayer and Prejudice, you know. - Faith Based 00:04
Uh, like, uh, Prayer and Prejudice, you know.