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I'm not talking about the tea, okay, I'm talking about a real power move, okay?
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Faith Based

I'm not talking about the tea, okay,I'm talking about a real power move, okay?

I'm not talking about the tea, okay,
I'm talking about a real power move, okay?

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I'm not talking about the tea, okay, I'm talking about a real power move, okay?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:01
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

When two friends realize all "faith based" films make buckets of cash, they set out on a mission to make one of their own.
But, dude, I make money to drink and hang out with my friends. - Faith Based 00:04
But, dude, I make money to drink and hang out with my friend...
I do. It's easy. It's fun. I'm flushed with cash. - Faith Based 00:04
I do. It's easy. It's fun. I'm flushed with c...
Hell, half the time I take care of Luke's share of the rent and it doesn't even bother me. - Faith Based 00:05
Hell, half the time I take care of Luke's share of the ...
But, um, you know, my liver's got its limitations - Faith Based 00:11
But, um, you know, my liver's got its limitations
What are you even doing here right now? Did... did Jimmy fire you again? - Faith Based 00:05
What are you even doing here right now? Did... did Jimmy fir...
The little guy caught me selling my tea to some people I met outside the nursing home. - Faith Based 00:05
The little guy caught me selling my tea to some people I met...
So then he says to me, "Well, if it's a 401(k) and not a 403(b), - Faith Based 00:07
So then he says to me, "Well, if it's a 401(k) and...
Okay, okay, okay, settle down, settle down. Come on. Come on. - Faith Based 00:05
Okay, okay, okay, settle down, settle down. Come on. Come on...
Lord, Father, God, thank you for Ryan - Faith Based 00:09
Lord, Father, God, thank you for Ryan
I'm adopted, which I'm thankful for - Faith Based 00:11
I'm adopted, which I'm thankful for
And, Luke, he's working in pool sanitation, Lord, - Faith Based 00:10
And, Luke, he's working in pool sanitation, Lord,
Lord Father God, we give thanks and praise for all these wondrous and bountiful gifts - Faith Based 00:07
Lord Father God, we give thanks and praise for all these won...
Apparently, before Luke came along, our family was pretty well off. - Faith Based 00:05
Apparently, before Luke came along, our family was pretty we...
You know I, uh, been having a little, uh, little drama going on at work myself these days. - Faith Based 00:05
You know I, uh, been having a little, uh, little drama going...
Well, as you may or may not be aware, - Faith Based 00:07
Well, as you may or may not be aware,
Our revenue is based mainly on tithing. - Faith Based 00:04
Our revenue is based mainly on tithing.
So, when the people disappear, so does the money. - Faith Based 00:05
So, when the people disappear, so does the money.
We need 75 grand just to make the rest of the year's rent. - Faith Based 00:04
We need 75 grand just to make the rest of the year's re...
And then, eventually, we're going to need another 100 to fix that roof - Faith Based 00:06
And then, eventually, we're going to need another 100 t...
You know, what we really need is our own version of Love is Underground. - Faith Based 00:06
You know, what we really need is our own version of Love is ...