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Your dad's gonna buy anything that has Jesus in it somewhere
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Faith Based

Your dad's gonna buy anythingthat has Jesus in it somewhere

Your dad's gonna buy anything
that has Jesus in it somewhere

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Your dad's gonna buy anything that has Jesus in it somewhere.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:39
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When two friends realize all "faith based" films make buckets of cash, they set out on a mission to make one of their own.
Get me a movie with those four things - Faith Based 00:07
Get me a movie with those four things
I mean why don't you just help us finance our movie? - Faith Based 00:05
I mean why don't you just help us finance our movie?
What kind of sucker would invest in an imaginary dream - Faith Based 00:07
What kind of sucker would invest in an imaginary dream
But if you figure out how to make it, I will buy it - Faith Based 00:10
But if you figure out how to make it, I will buy it
Um, me and Tiff dated back in 2014. - Faith Based 00:05
Um, me and Tiff dated back in 2014.
We're... we're going to make a movie - Faith Based 00:08
We're... we're going to make a movie
Tanner told me all about your short film at Sundance. Sounds awesome. - Faith Based 00:04
Tanner told me all about your short film at Sundance. Sounds...
I... wanted to preface just kind of by saying what we're about to tell you is a great opportunity. - Faith Based 00:07
I... wanted to preface just kind of by saying what we'r...
- Um, this, you might remember, is my friend Luke. - I'm Luke. - Faith Based 00:06
- Um, this, you might remember, is my friend Luke. - I'...
- Luke. Oh. - Mm-hmm. - Faith Based 00:04
- Luke. Oh. - Mm-hmm.
Like, you have to have somebody who can connect all the dots and make all the things happen. - Faith Based 00:04
Like, you have to have somebody who can connect all the dots...
Only because you are still clearly doing CrossFit, - Faith Based 00:10
Only because you are still clearly doing CrossFit,
Hey, you two tried, uh, not sucking at this? - Faith Based 00:05
Hey, you two tried, uh, not sucking at this?
Anyway, I think we write something original. - Faith Based 00:04
Anyway, I think we write something original.
It's a guy in prison, he doesn't want to be there anymore and so, he breaks out. - Faith Based 00:05
It's a guy in prison, he doesn't want to be there ...
You two are getting schooled by this rookie, I found. - Faith Based 00:05
You two are getting schooled by this rookie, I found.
You seen this guy? Call him Scottish Thor. - Faith Based 00:04
You seen this guy? Call him Scottish Thor.
Found him up at this, uh, liquor store up Lankershim. - Faith Based 00:04
Found him up at this, uh, liquor store up Lankershim.
- Every Tuesday, he's the worst. - Every Tuesday, these guys. - Faith Based 00:04
- Every Tuesday, he's the worst. - Every Tuesday, these...
The guy spent years in prison before he came up with the tea scam. - Faith Based 00:05
The guy spent years in prison before he came up with the tea...