Let's see what we got. These here are the top of the line. Scientifically engineered and...

Nick, Surplus Store Owner: [showing D-Fens his selection of hiking boots] Let's see what we got. These here are the top of the line. Scientifically engineered and all that crap. Guaranteed by some Sierra Club asshole not to hurt a chipmunk IF you step on it! Personally, I think they're for pussies and [turns his head towards two homosexuals frequenting his store] Nick, Surplus Store Owner: FAGGOTS! Now THESE are Vietnam jungle boots. Cost you half as much, last you twice as long, and are great for stomping [turns his head towards the two again] Nick, Surplus Store Owner: QUEERS! 'Course when you're done you have to clean out the waffle with a stick, but what the hell, you can't have everything, right? Am I right or wrong?

Well, well. Hiking boots, huh? Let's see what we got. These are the top of the line. Scientifically engineered and all that crap. Guaranteed by some Sierra Club asshole not to hurt a chipmunk... ...if you step on it. Personally, I think they're for pussies and faggots! Now these... ...are Vietnam jungle boots. Cost half as much, last twice as long and are great... ...for stomping queers! When you're done, you gotta clean out the waffle with a stick... ...but you can't have everything, right? Forget it. Come on, let's go. Have a nice day, fellas! Y'all come back now, you hear? You got a problem, buddy? You got the problem! -No, you do, buddy! -Read the sign! "I reserve the right." Now take a hike. Make me. Take it easy, Mary. Take it easy. -Jesus! -Come on, make your play. Would you just come on! l don't need this shit today. Fucking redneck! Fascist! Fucking faggots! You believe this shit? Jesus! Alternate lifestyle, my ass!