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Oh! Oh, I see, you, er...
You thought I'd be white. Kind of, yeah. Look,
I don't know what to tell you. I was born in the Middle East
2,000 years ago, the Bible's very clear about that. It should be pretty obvious I don't
have blonde hair and blue eyes. I guess so.
Plus, have you heard my story? I was arrested by a mob
of angry government officials and beaten for a crime
I didn't commit. That shit doesn't happen
to white people. And there was some confusion
over who your father was. OK, that's just racist. Sorry. It's just... You're not really
what I was expecting, that's all. Would you like me to fetch
white Jesus instead? Oh, could you? No! There is no white Jesus. It's just me.
Now, do you want my help or not? Yeah, I suppose so. After all, you know, black or white,
we're both still Christians, right? I'm guessing now's not the time to tell you I'm Jewish
You thought I'd be white. Kind of, yeah. Look,
I don't know what to tell you. I was born in the Middle East
2,000 years ago, the Bible's very clear about that. It should be pretty obvious I don't
have blonde hair and blue eyes. I guess so.
Plus, have you heard my story? I was arrested by a mob
of angry government officials and beaten for a crime
I didn't commit. That shit doesn't happen
to white people. And there was some confusion
over who your father was. OK, that's just racist. Sorry. It's just... You're not really
what I was expecting, that's all. Would you like me to fetch
white Jesus instead? Oh, could you? No! There is no white Jesus. It's just me.
Now, do you want my help or not? Yeah, I suppose so. After all, you know, black or white,
we're both still Christians, right? I'm guessing now's not the time to tell you I'm Jewish
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Oh!
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Oh, I see, you, er...
You thought I'd be white.
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Kind of, yeah. Look,
I don't know what to tell you.
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I was born in the Middle East
2,000 years ago,
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the Bible's very clear about that.
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It should be pretty obvious I don't
have blonde hair and blue eyes.
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I guess so.
Plus, have you heard my story?
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I was arrested by a mob
of angry government officials
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and beaten for a crime
I didn't commit.
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That shit doesn't happen
to white people.
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And there was some confusion
over who your father was.
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OK, that's just racist. Sorry.
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It's just...
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You're not really
what I was expecting, that's all.
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Would you like me to fetch
white Jesus instead?
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Oh, could you? No!
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There is no white Jesus.
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It's just me.
Now, do you want my help or not?
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Yeah, I suppose so.
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After all, you know, black or white,
we're both still Christians, right?
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I'm guessing now's not the time
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to tell you I'm Jewish.
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Movie Summary
A zany, new comedy sketch show featuring an array of oddball characters and off-the-wall situations ranging from a misunderstood superhero to Croydon's leading witch-doctor.
