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Coco Hernandez:
I'm a professional. A few unkind words aren't going to bother me. I know its not going to be all standing ovations. Hilary van Doren:
Certainly not for you, my dear. Coco Hernandez:
Look, I'm not my dear! You can f*ck my dear. Hilary van Doren:
Well, thank you. [Looks at Leroy] Hilary van Doren:
That might be fun. Coco Hernandez:
That might be impossible. He's not into vanilla. Hilary van Doren:
Might be a nice change, from black cherry. Coco Hernandez:
The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice, honey
I'm a professional. A few unkind words aren't going to bother me. I know its not going to be all standing ovations. Hilary van Doren:
Certainly not for you, my dear. Coco Hernandez:
Look, I'm not my dear! You can f*ck my dear. Hilary van Doren:
Well, thank you. [Looks at Leroy] Hilary van Doren:
That might be fun. Coco Hernandez:
That might be impossible. He's not into vanilla. Hilary van Doren:
Might be a nice change, from black cherry. Coco Hernandez:
The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice, honey
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That's right. My name is Ralph Garci,
and I'm a professional asshole.
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That's right. I see we have a couple
of amateurs in the audience tonight.
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Don't we?
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I see. How about sign language?
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We have a standing ovation
over there.
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That's great. Hon, where you from?
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Okey-dokey. That's my best friend.
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Yeah, friends are important.
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I live in the South Bronx, and up there,
you got the Harlems of--
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Shit! I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Fuck it.
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That was supposed to be....
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The north-- The countries north
of Harlem and west of Puerto Rico.
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That's what it was supposed to be.
Yes, indeed it was.
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Anyway, there's lots of things there:
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Rats, cockroaches,
and, you know, little bugs.
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You know what cockroaches are?
Little things that crawl in the night.
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Listen, I don't mean to alarm you,
but if you don't laugh, you'll get cancer.
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Movie Summary
A chronicle of the lives of several teenagers who attend a New York high school for students gifted in the performing arts.
