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Peter Griffin:
Hey, let's play a game called "I never". You gotta drink if you never did the thing the person says they did. Cleveland:
I got one - I never slept with a woman with the lights on. [everyone drinks] Joe Swanson:
I got one - I never slept with Cleveland's wife. [Quagmire and Cleveland drink] Peter Griffin:
I never did a chick in the Logan airport bathroom. [Quagmire drinks] Peter Griffin:
[later, Quagmire has 20 beers on the table]
Oh, God, what else is there? I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance. Glen Quagmire:
Oh, God! [Quagmire drinks] Joe Swanson:
I never picked up an illegal alien from Home Depot to take me home and choke me while I touch myself. Glen Quagmire:
Oh, God! [Quagmire drinks] Peter Griffin:
Same thing except with a chick from JoAnn Fabrics. Glen Quagmire:
Oh, Come on, this is getting ridiculous! [Quagmire drinks] Glen Quagmire:
[he passes out] Joe Swanson:
Boy, he's out cold. Peter Griffin:
Let's write on him!
Hey, let's play a game called "I never". You gotta drink if you never did the thing the person says they did. Cleveland:
I got one - I never slept with a woman with the lights on. [everyone drinks] Joe Swanson:
I got one - I never slept with Cleveland's wife. [Quagmire and Cleveland drink] Peter Griffin:
I never did a chick in the Logan airport bathroom. [Quagmire drinks] Peter Griffin:
[later, Quagmire has 20 beers on the table]
Oh, God, what else is there? I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance. Glen Quagmire:
Oh, God! [Quagmire drinks] Joe Swanson:
I never picked up an illegal alien from Home Depot to take me home and choke me while I touch myself. Glen Quagmire:
Oh, God! [Quagmire drinks] Peter Griffin:
Same thing except with a chick from JoAnn Fabrics. Glen Quagmire:
Oh, Come on, this is getting ridiculous! [Quagmire drinks] Glen Quagmire:
[he passes out] Joe Swanson:
Boy, he's out cold. Peter Griffin:
Let's write on him!
Full Transcript
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Hey hey I got an idea Let's play I never
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You gotta drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did
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Oh I got one
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I never slept with a woman with the lights on
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I'll go next Uh
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I never had sex with Cleveland's wife
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Uh all right let's see
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Uh I never did a chick in a Logan Airport bathroom
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God let's see What else is there
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Um
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I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey
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while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance
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Oh God
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I uh
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I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot
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to take home and choke me while I touched myself
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Oh come on
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Uh I never did the same thing but with someone from Jo Ann Fabrics
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Oh God this is ridiculous
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Oh boy He's out cold Hey let's write on him
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Movie Summary
In a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family strives to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another.
Actors
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Tom Tucker (voice)
