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Peter, what's all this? Oh, Quagmire loaned me this book
called the Kama Sutra. It's Indian. And who has better sex than people who don't
use toilet paper? I don't know, Peter.
That doesn't sound very sexy. What are you
talking about? Bombay is sperm city. Slumdog Millionaire? More like
Scumdog Put-it-there. Peter, these candles are
getting wax all over the floor. That's okay. Isn't
Consuela coming today? No, she spends Valentine's Day
with her husband
called the Kama Sutra. It's Indian. And who has better sex than people who don't
use toilet paper? I don't know, Peter.
That doesn't sound very sexy. What are you
talking about? Bombay is sperm city. Slumdog Millionaire? More like
Scumdog Put-it-there. Peter, these candles are
getting wax all over the floor. That's okay. Isn't
Consuela coming today? No, she spends Valentine's Day
with her husband
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Peter, what's all this?
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Oh, Quagmire loaned me this book
called the Kama Sutra.
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It's Indian.
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And who has better sex
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than people who don't
use toilet paper?
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I don't know, Peter.
That doesn't sound very sexy.
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What are you
talking about?
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Bombay is sperm city.
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Slumdog Millionaire?
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More like
Scumdog Put-it-there.
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Peter, these candles are
getting wax all over the floor.
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That's okay. Isn't
Consuela coming today?
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No, she spends Valentine's Day
with her husband.
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Movie Summary
In a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family strives to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another.