"No mouth breathing, no snorting, no drooling". Who does these things? They're disgusting....
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Steve Urkel:
I have a spectacular evening planned! Laura:
We're not going anywhere until the ground rules are straight. First of all, this is not a real date. It's a "non-date". Second, no one must ever know about this "non-date". Third, if you touch me at any time, the "non-date" is over. Steve Urkel:
Well, what if you trip or something? Laura:
Just let me fall! The rest of the rules are covered in this contract. Steve Urkel:
[reading]
"No mouth breathing, no snorting, no drooling". Who does these things? They're disgusting. Where do I sign?
I have a spectacular evening planned! Laura:
We're not going anywhere until the ground rules are straight. First of all, this is not a real date. It's a "non-date". Second, no one must ever know about this "non-date". Third, if you touch me at any time, the "non-date" is over. Steve Urkel:
Well, what if you trip or something? Laura:
Just let me fall! The rest of the rules are covered in this contract. Steve Urkel:
[reading]
"No mouth breathing, no snorting, no drooling". Who does these things? They're disgusting. Where do I sign?
Full Transcript
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HI STEVE
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HI LAURA
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I DON'T SUPPOSE I COULD PERSUADE YOU
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TO CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT
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I'LL
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I'LL GO WITH YOU
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WOW THIS NEW COLOGNE MUST REALLY WORK
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LAURA YOU'RE THE BRAVEST SISTER A GUY EVER HAD
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THIS IS INCREDIBLE YOU WON'T BE SORRY LAURA
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I HAVE A SPECTACULAR EVENING PLANNED
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WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
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UNTIL THE GROUND RULES ARE STRAIGHT
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FIRST OF ALL THIS IS NOT A REAL DATE
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IT'S A NONDATE
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SECOND NO ONE MUST EVER KNOW
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ABOUT THIS NONDATE
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THIRD IF YOU TOUCH ME AT ANY TIME
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THE NONDATE IS OVER
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WHAT IF YOU TRIP OR SOMETHING
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JUST LET ME FALL
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THE REST OF THE RULES ARE COVERED IN THIS CONTRACT
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NO MOUTH BREATHING
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NO SNORTING
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NO DROOLING
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WHO DOES THESE THINGS THEY'RE DISGUSTING
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WHERE DO I SIGN
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Movie Summary
The Winslow family deals with various misadventures, many of them caused by their pesky next-door neighbor, ultra-nerd Steve Urkel.
