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Family Squares

A family that's been divided for years but when the matriarch grandma Mabel dies suddenly, the family has to come together. Her death takes the family on a journey, discovering that not only did she keep secrets, but so did everyo...

Director

Stephanie Laing

Year

Genre

Box Office

N/A

Production

Cake or Death Pictures,Page Fifty-Four Pictures,Unbounded Media,Screen Media Films

Awards

1 nomination

Homepage

http://familysquaresmovie.com/

Kelly

Kevin

Judith

Cassie

Dorsey

Max

Chad

Scott MacArthur

Robert

Billy Magnussen

Diane

Margo Martindale

Taskrabbit

Alex

Bret

Mabel

Katie

Bobby

Narrator

Katie's Daughter

Katie's Son

Diane's Co-Worker

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Y'all, we have to talk
to Grandma's estate attorney, - Family Squares

Y'all, we have to talk to Grandma's estate attorne...

- I'm confused.
- It's me again, Alex. - Family Squares

- I'm confused. - It's me again, Alex.

Like, what is
the funeral director - Family Squares

Like, what is the funeral director

The answer is I'm both.
I'm a... I'm a licensed attorney. - Family Squares

The answer is I'm both. I'm a... I'm a licens...

There's a reason why,
you know, - Family Squares

There's a reason why, you know,

- I-I am in the "Pennysaver."
- He is in the "Pennysaver." - Family Squares

- I-I am in the "Pennysaver." - He is in the "...

Well, Mabel wanted
to address you all directly. - Family Squares

Well, Mabel wanted to address you all directly.

Hello to my wonderful family. - Family Squares

Hello to my wonderful family.

If you're seeing this,
I'm not with you anymore. - Family Squares

If you're seeing this, I'm not with you anymore.

First of all, I just wanna say
how great, wonderful, fantastic - Family Squares

First of all, I just wanna say how great, wonderful, fantast...

To every one of you,
that has been such a joy. - Family Squares

To every one of you, that has been such a joy.

I also wanna say how wonderful
it was - Family Squares

I also wanna say how wonderful it was

The four years with her
in New York - Family Squares

The four years with her in New York

Judith, I am sorry I had
to leave you, - Family Squares

Judith, I am sorry I had to leave you,

I just wanna say - Family Squares

I just wanna say

First of all, I'm not crazy
about the traditional service. - Family Squares

First of all, I'm not crazy about the traditional servi...

I know everybody thinks I want - Family Squares

I know everybody thinks I want

I don't give a shit
about the nightgown, - Family Squares

I don't give a shit about the nightgown,

Next, I wanted to say that I am
very disappointed in the family - Family Squares

Next, I wanted to say that I am very disappointed in the fam...

You've all been acting
like jackasses - Family Squares

You've all been acting like jackasses

Secrets keep people apart,
divided and distant. - Family Squares

Secrets keep people apart, divided and distant.

First of all, Diane, I know
you thought that I love Bobby - Family Squares

First of all, Diane, I know you thought that I love Bobby

And Bobby, there is someone
that you must open up to. - Family Squares

And Bobby, there is someone that you must open up to.

Bret, I know how hard
it's been since Megan died, - Family Squares

Bret, I know how hard it's been since Megan died,

And I want to say, Bret, - Family Squares

And I want to say, Bret,

And also, you never paid back
any of the loans - Family Squares

And also, you never paid back any of the loans

And now Katie, you and Kevin - Family Squares

And now Katie, you and Kevin

And-and most of all, though,
I wanna just thank you - Family Squares

And-and most of all, though, I wanna just thank you

And Dorsey, I wanted to tell you - Family Squares

And Dorsey, I wanted to tell you

And now I wanted to mention
the arcade business. - Family Squares

And now I wanted to mention the arcade business.

Well, it turns out that
there was embezzlement going on, - Family Squares

Well, it turns out that there was embezzlement going on,

Robert, I just wanna say,
I wish you'd ask for money - Family Squares

Robert, I just wanna say, I wish you'd ask for money

It's not real. Is that real? - Family Squares

It's not real. Is that real?

I think I'll let you all
figure that one out together. - Family Squares

I think I'll let you all figure that one out together.

And, you know, I-I think there's
something I should tell you - Family Squares

And, you know, I-I think there's something I should tel...

Duh, duh-duh, duh - Family Squares

Duh, duh-duh, duh

So goodbye for now. - Family Squares

So goodbye for now.

Wow, Alex, that was not
on our itinerary. - Family Squares

Wow, Alex, that was not on our itinerary.

I feel like
we should either start - Family Squares

I feel like we should either start

- I gotta say these are...
- these things - Family Squares

- I gotta say these are... - these things

Bret, you look like you walked - Family Squares

Bret, you look like you walked

This is... this is the opposite - Family Squares

This is... this is the opposite

- Mom, was I adopted?
- Mom, was I adopted? - Family Squares

- Mom, was I adopted? - Mom, was I adopted?

- I hope I'm not related.
- I understand this is hard - Family Squares

- I hope I'm not related. - I understand this is hard

But I want you all
to know that - Family Squares

But I want you all to know that

But if I learned anything - Family Squares

But if I learned anything

And now we've gotta unpack
some stuff, guys. - Family Squares

And now we've gotta unpack some stuff, guys.

Yeah, wait, raise your hand
if you've lent money to Bret. - Family Squares

Yeah, wait, raise your hand if you've lent money to Bre...

I just wanna point out that
you guys have all given me shit - Family Squares

I just wanna point out that you guys have all given me shit

It was around the time...
and Max, I'm really sorry... - Family Squares

It was around the time... and Max, I'm really sorry...

It was around the time
of the divorce, - Family Squares

It was around the time of the divorce,

And then she just kind of
kept sending me - Family Squares

And then she just kind of kept sending me

- So you didn't... yeah, you...
- but you didn't ask her to stop. - Family Squares

- So you didn't... yeah, you... - but you didn't a...

You made investments,
and I'm sorry - Family Squares

You made investments, and I'm sorry

I do wanna address one thing, - Family Squares

I do wanna address one thing,

And I don't know what
exactly Grandma's talking about. - Family Squares

And I don't know what exactly Grandma's talking ab...

- Is he living with you?
- He's been... he has the virus. - Family Squares

- Is he living with you? - He's been... he has the viru...

- He wants to be careful, okay?
- Let's be very clear. - Family Squares

- He wants to be careful, okay? - Let's be very clear.

Somebody in the meeting - Family Squares

Somebody in the meeting

She's such a loner, - Family Squares

She's such a loner,

- Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!
- I'm tired. - Family Squares

- Mommy, Mommy, Mommy! - I'm tired.

What the hell are you doing?
I said stop filming me! - Family Squares

What the hell are you doing? I said stop filming me!

We all cope or don't cope
in different way. - Family Squares

We all cope or don't cope in different way.

I swear to God,
if you film me one more time... - Family Squares

I swear to God, if you film me one more time...

And during the lockdown,
it was mostly not coping. - Family Squares

And during the lockdown, it was mostly not coping.

Katie trying to be
the perfect mother - Family Squares

Katie trying to be the perfect mother

- Max, what is that?
- What are you doing? - Family Squares

- Max, what is that? - What are you doing?

I would have to say
that it is mine - Family Squares

I would have to say that it is mine

And you would get taken away
from me forever. - Family Squares

And you would get taken away from me forever.

Maybe, I mean, that's a little
extreme 'cause you're old, - Family Squares

Maybe, I mean, that's a little extreme 'cause you&...

Not too long, just since
the start of the pandemic. - Family Squares

Not too long, just since the start of the pandemic.

I mean, I... thinking
about my future - Family Squares

I mean, I... thinking about my future

It's really... maybe, like, right
this exact second, - Family Squares

It's really... maybe, like, right this exact second,

Things change so fast,
and, honey, - Family Squares

Things change so fast, and, honey,

And then things are supposed
to suck when you're 17 - Family Squares

And then things are supposed to suck when you're 17

Imagine if this is the best year
of your life, - Family Squares

Imagine if this is the best year of your life,

- Okay.
- Do you wanna just... wait. - Family Squares

- Okay. - Do you wanna just... wait.

Think of everything
that you haven't used them for, - Family Squares

Think of everything that you haven't used them for,

Yeah, yeah. - Family Squares

Think about what I said.
Thank you. - Family Squares

Think about what I said. Thank you.

I really just cleaned up
your shit after you abdicated. - Family Squares

I really just cleaned up your shit after you abdicated.

I-I just called to see
how you were doing and... - Family Squares

I-I just called to see how you were doing and...

My book is number one
in North Dakota and Nebraska? - Family Squares

My book is number one in North Dakota and Nebraska?

I have no idea
what you're talking about, - Family Squares

I have no idea what you're talking about,

It's about the money
you will give - Family Squares

It's about the money you will give

- I was always here, my son.
- Even with the pornography. - Family Squares

- I was always here, my son. - Even with the pornography.

- That is not cool.
- You voyeuristic pervert. - Family Squares

- That is not cool. - You voyeuristic pervert.

It's like a... it's like
you don't get it - Family Squares

It's like a... it's like you don't get it

No, but yes, but no. - Family Squares

No, but yes, but no.

- I'm really lonely.
- Really cold. - Family Squares

- I'm really lonely. - Really cold.

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A family that's been divided for years but when the matriarch grandma Mabel dies suddenly, the family has to come together. Her death takes the family on a journey, discovering that not only did she keep secrets, but so did everyo...

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Stephanie Laing

Writer: Stephanie Laing, Brad Morris

Production: Cake or Death Pictures,Page Fifty-Four Pictures,Unbounded Media,Screen Media Films

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2022

MetaScore: 54/100

ImdbRating: 5.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 25 Feb 2022

Awards: 1 nomination

Homepage: http://familysquaresmovie.com/