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Admiral Seasholtz:
Okay. Hilarious, everyone. Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. Congratulations, gentleman, but I would like to see your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right? Windows:
Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind. Admiral Seasholtz:
Uh, Darth Vader has asthma, so Name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank. Linus:
Name me one Star Wars character who's gay. Hutch:
Beside's you. Admiral Seasholtz:
Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that? Linus:
Captain Picard. Admiral Seasholtz:
Okay. Captain Picard is not gay. He's British. Windows:
[in a swishy voice]
Come on. "Make it so!"
Okay. Hilarious, everyone. Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. Congratulations, gentleman, but I would like to see your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right? Windows:
Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind. Admiral Seasholtz:
Uh, Darth Vader has asthma, so Name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank. Linus:
Name me one Star Wars character who's gay. Hutch:
Beside's you. Admiral Seasholtz:
Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that? Linus:
Captain Picard. Admiral Seasholtz:
Okay. Captain Picard is not gay. He's British. Windows:
[in a swishy voice]
Come on. "Make it so!"
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Yeah Yeah Okay Hilarious everyone
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Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry
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Congratulations gentlemen but I would like to see
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your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone
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And we'll see who's laughing then Am I right
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Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind
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Uh Darth Vader has asthma
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so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease
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'cause I'm drawing a blank
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Name me one Star Wars character who's gay
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Yeah Besides you
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Well no one's gay in Star Trek so why would I even do that
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Captain Picard
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Captain Picard is not gay He's British
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Come on Make it so Ah ah
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Movie Summary
Star Wars fanatics take a cross-country trip to George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch so their dying friend can see a screening of Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) before its release.
Actors
Admiral Seasholtz
Windows
Linus
Hutch
Doctor
