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I had to fucking beg them to come out
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Fantasmas

I had to fuckingbeg them to come out because I'm not Jared

I had to fucking
beg them to come out because I'm not Jared

Full Transcript

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I had to fucking beg them to come out
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because I'm not Jared.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:27
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Strongman,Fuzzy Logic Pictures,Wigwam Films

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Movie Summary

It follows the tale of when Julio Torres lost a golden oyster.
S01 • E02 And your little consumers are young people for now. - Fantasmas 00:07
And your little consumers are young people for now.
S01 • E03 They're mostly checking their emails, - Fantasmas 00:09
They're mostly checking their emails,
S01 • E06 Well, with this new redistribution model, - Fantasmas 00:10
Well, with this new redistribution model,
S01 • E04 And once I am sufficiently fed, - Fantasmas 00:11
And once I am sufficiently fed,
S01 • E01 When Jared texts the group thread, - Fantasmas 00:05
When Jared texts the group thread,
S01 • E03 But I have to keep an eye on anyone watching pornography - Fantasmas 00:07
But I have to keep an eye on anyone watching pornography
S01 • E01 So then when I finally have some fun and do a little prank, - Fantasmas 00:08
So then when I finally have some fun and do a little prank,
S01 • E02 And then those people will get old, - Fantasmas 00:08
And then those people will get old,
S01 • E04 How many naive, young little things - Fantasmas 00:09
How many naive, young little things
S01 • E03 In the dream, well, I was here at work, - Fantasmas 00:09
In the dream, well, I was here at work,
S01 • E06 And you'll go on vacation. - Fantasmas 00:05
And you'll go on vacation.
S01 • E02 And I know you're probably thinking, - Fantasmas 00:05
And I know you're probably thinking,
S01 • E06 And we will find you a house to buy. - Fantasmas 00:06
And we will find you a house to buy.
S01 • E01 Do you want to watch "True Women of New York"? - Fantasmas 00:05
Do you want to watch "True Women of New York"?
S01 • E03 But this time I saw from my screen - Fantasmas 00:10
But this time I saw from my screen
S01 • E04 You purchased this cursed portrait, - Fantasmas 00:06
You purchased this cursed portrait,
S01 • E03 And the jacket has this zipper, - Fantasmas 00:09
And the jacket has this zipper,
S01 • E05 Oh. Trish. - Fantasmas 00:05
Oh. Trish.
S01 • E04 Bring me youths! - Fantasmas 00:06
Bring me youths!
S01 • E03 And the reviews all say, "Do not buy. - Fantasmas 00:07
And the reviews all say, "Do not buy.