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Fantasmas

Rules are rules. Assembly Plan Insurance. How can I help you today? What do you mean? This...

Rules are rules. Assembly Plan Insurance. How can I help you today? What do you mean? This is the 10th
time I've called. As a loyal insurance
customer service rep, there's nothing that
excited me more than when a valued customer gets... What do you mean there's
nothing you can do? Agitated. That's the power of
working in insurance. They can kick. They can scream. Hell, they can be right,
and I can know it. But I am a soldier
for the company, a defender of the rules. Assembly Plan Insurance
is the company, and I am his sword. I'm sorry

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Rules are rules.
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Assembly Plan Insurance.
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How can I help you today?
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What do you mean?
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This is the 10th time I've called.
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As a loyal insurance customer service rep,
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there's nothing that excited me more than
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when a valued customer gets...
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What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
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Agitated.
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That's the power of working in insurance.
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They can kick.
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They can scream.
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Hell, they can be right, and I can know it.
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But I am a soldier for the company,
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a defender of the rules.
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Assembly Plan Insurance is the company,
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and I am his sword.
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I'm sorry.
Duration
39 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:31
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Strongman,Fuzzy Logic Pictures,Wigwam Films

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Movie Summary

It follows the tale of when Julio Torres lost a golden oyster.
S01 • E06 Better this than going to jail for tax fraud, right? - Fantasmas 00:06
Better this than going to jail for tax fraud, right?
S01 • E01 In fact, he was wiping when the lightning hit. - Fantasmas 00:06
In fact, he was wiping when the lightning hit.
S01 • E06 Ladies, don't be afraid. - Fantasmas 00:05
Ladies, don't be afraid.
S01 • E01 But he takes that part out of the mythology, - Fantasmas 00:08
But he takes that part out of the mythology,
S01 • E03 Well, it's an earring in the shape of an oyster, - Fantasmas 00:05
Well, it's an earring in the shape of an oyster,
S01 • E06 After all, you are our greatest export... - Fantasmas 00:07
After all, you are our greatest export...
S01 • E04 Girl, not my car driving. - Fantasmas 00:06
Girl, not my car driving.
S01 • E01 Wait, but what do you do? - Fantasmas 00:05
Wait, but what do you do?
S01 • E04 And when I get sleepy, I go to bed. - Fantasmas 00:05
And when I get sleepy, I go to bed.
S01 • E03 Okay, a customer was here yesterday saying he lost his sweater here. - Fantasmas 00:06
Okay, a customer was here yesterday saying he lost his sweat...
S01 • E05 Next up, Gina and Bibo. - Fantasmas 00:05
Next up, Gina and Bibo.
S01 • E06 Sometimes it's good to, like, rattle the cages. - Fantasmas 00:05
Sometimes it's good to, like, rattle the cages.
S01 • E05 And you'll do a scene from "Marriage Story." - Fantasmas 00:06
And you'll do a scene from "Marriage Story."
S01 • E01 I mean, you know, I wake up, and I just sort of Julio. - Fantasmas 00:05
I mean, you know, I wake up, and I just sort of Julio.
S01 • E04 Uh, my food didn't come, and I had to leave. - Fantasmas 00:07
Uh, my food didn't come, and I had to leave.
S01 • E06 Your attempts at freedom were the perfect season finale! - Fantasmas 00:06
Your attempts at freedom were the perfect season finale!
S01 • E01 Just today, he was consulting for Crayola, - Fantasmas 00:08
Just today, he was consulting for Crayola,
S01 • E03 So I brought out the lost and found, and he saw exactly what you're describing. - Fantasmas 00:05
So I brought out the lost and found, and he saw exactly what...
S01 • E02 - What do you mean, an hour? - Nothing you can do? - Fantasmas 00:09
- What do you mean, an hour? - Nothing you can do?
S01 • E03 Yes. And then the customer said, "Oh, yes. That's my sweater." - Fantasmas 00:07
Yes. And then the customer said, "Oh, yes. That's ...