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Fantasmas

Wait, what? "There's no emoji for, " Hey,not accusing you of anything, but I think...

Wait, what? "There's no emoji for, " Hey,
not accusing you of anything, but I think you
swallowed my oyster"? Ugh, these are not
the emojis I need. What I need is an
emoji that is a garden filled with broken statues, each representing
one of my exes. That's for when someone
texts me asking, "Hey, who's at the club?" An emoji that is
one of the spoons from "Beauty and the Beast" finally getting turned
back into a human but then realizing
he's still a servant. Oh, I see

Full Transcript

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Wait, what?
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"There's no emoji for, " Hey, not accusing you of anything,
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but I think you swallowed my oyster"?
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Ugh, these are not the emojis I need.
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What I need is an emoji that is a garden
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filled with broken statues,
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each representing one of my exes.
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That's for when someone texts me asking,
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"Hey, who's at the club?"
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An emoji that is one of the spoons
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from "Beauty and the Beast"
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finally getting turned back into a human
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but then realizing he's still a servant.
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Oh, I see.
Duration
33 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:27
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Strongman,Fuzzy Logic Pictures,Wigwam Films

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Movie Summary

It follows the tale of when Julio Torres lost a golden oyster.
S01 • E03 It was the only space that was just for them, - Fantasmas 00:12
It was the only space that was just for them,
S01 • E06 Bitch, you're not that young. - Fantasmas 00:11
Bitch, you're not that young.
S01 • E05 So at this point, we're having, like, a little party, - Fantasmas 00:06
So at this point, we're having, like, a little party,
S01 • E03 At Fufu's, you'd see hamsters in fetish wear, - Fantasmas 00:10
At Fufu's, you'd see hamsters in fetish wear,
S01 • E04 So yeah, they want you for "Super Chico," - Fantasmas 00:14
So yeah, they want you for "Super Chico,"
S01 • E05 So anyway, I'm in the bathroom for a while, - Fantasmas 00:07
So anyway, I'm in the bathroom for a while,
S01 • E03 - Babe, did you drop the coke? - Don't get mad. - Fantasmas 00:05
- Babe, did you drop the coke? - Don't get mad.
S01 • E06 The human brain is such an incredible thing. - Fantasmas 00:06
The human brain is such an incredible thing.
S01 • E05 But then I hear the party stop, so I go outside. - Fantasmas 00:08
But then I hear the party stop, so I go outside.
S01 • E03 There was no easier place to score drugs - Fantasmas 00:05
There was no easier place to score drugs
S01 • E06 You can mine whole worlds, - Fantasmas 00:07
You can mine whole worlds,
S01 • E02 That's for when you get a promotion at work. - Fantasmas 00:06
That's for when you get a promotion at work.
S01 • E06 I mined her brain for your behavioral patterns. - Fantasmas 00:05
I mined her brain for your behavioral patterns.
S01 • E02 An emoji of an orange - Fantasmas 00:30
An emoji of an orange
S01 • E04 She's helped many people get exceptions - Fantasmas 00:07
She's helped many people get exceptions
S01 • E06 You see, it's so easy to find a mean rich lady. - Fantasmas 00:05
You see, it's so easy to find a mean rich lady.
S01 • E06 But to make a mommy, a mother, - Fantasmas 00:07
But to make a mommy, a mother,
S01 • E04 Yes, I am now your social media consultant - Fantasmas 00:09
Yes, I am now your social media consultant
S01 • E06 - Your mind is intertwined with hers. - It's Little Chicken Legs. - Fantasmas 00:06
- Your mind is intertwined with hers. - It's Little Chi...
S01 • E03 Fufu's was owned by a sweet old queen named Pompolino. - Fantasmas 00:06
Fufu's was owned by a sweet old queen named Pompolino.