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You seem like a really nice witchYou don't know what I've been through with you peopleSo could you please get out of my lifeA little over a year ago Oh myin the hopes of securing a small business
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

I don't think we can, Mr. Kowalski. You could have ducked under the counter, but you...

Jacob Kowalski:You seem like a really nice witch. You don't know what I've been through with you people. So, could you please get out of my life?Eulalie 'Lally' Hicks:A little over a year ago...Jacob Kowalski:Oh, my...Eulalie 'Lally' Hicks:...in the hopes of securing a small business loan, you walked through the doors of the Steen National Bank, located about six blocks from here. You then made the acquaintance of Newt Scamander, the world's foremost and, albeit only, magizoologist. You then learned of a world you had previously been wholly unaware of. You met and fell in love with a witch named Queenie Goldstein, had your brain wiped by means of Obliviation, only it didn't take. And as a result, you reunited with Ms. Goldstein, who, after your refusal to marry her, mm, decided to join Gellert Grindelwald and his dark army of followers, who pose the single greatest threat to both your world and ours in four centuries. How did I do?Jacob Kowalski:That was good. Except for the part about Queenie going over to the dark side. I mean, yeah, she's... she's cuckoo. But she's got a heart bigger than this whole crazy island, and-and... and she is so smart, you know? She's... she can legitimately read your brain, you know, she's a whatchamacallit...Eulalie 'Lally' Hicks:A Legilimens.Jacob Kowalski:Yeah. Look... you see this? You see the pan? That's me, I'm the pan. I'm all dented, dime-a-dozen. I'm just a schmo. I don't know what kind of crazy ideas you have in your head there, lady, but I'm sure as hell you could do a lot better than me. Goodbye.Eulalie 'Lally' Hicks:I don't think we can, Mr. Kowalski. You could have ducked under the counter, but you didn't. You could have looked the other way, but you didn't. In fact, you were willing to put yourself in danger to save a perfect stranger. Seems to me you're just the kind of average joe the world needs right now. You just don't know it yet. That's why I had to show you. We need you, Mr. Kowalski

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you seem like a really nice witch
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You don't know what I've been through with you people
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So could you please get out of my life
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A little over a year ago Oh my
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in the hopes of securing a small business loan
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you walked through the doors of the Steen National Bank
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located about six blocks from here
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You then made the acquaintance of Newt Scamander
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the world's foremost and albeit only magizoologist
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You then learned of a world
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you had previously been wholly unaware of
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You met and fell in love
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with a witch named Queenie Goldstein
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had your brain wiped by means of Obliviation
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only it didn't take
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And as a result you reunited with Ms Goldstein who
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after your refusal to marry her mm
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decided to join Gellert Grindelwald
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and his dark army of followers
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who pose the single greatest threat
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to both your world and ours in four centuries
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How did I do
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chuckles That was good
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Except for the part
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about Queenie going over to the dark side
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sighs I mean yeah she's cuckoo
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But she's got a heart bigger than this whole crazy island
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and she's so smart you know
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She can legitimately read your brain you know
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she's a whatchamacallit
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A Legilimens Yeah
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Look sighs
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pan clangs You see this
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You see the pan That's me I'm the pan
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I'm all dented dime a dozen I'm just a schmo
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I don't know what kind of crazy ideas
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you have in your head there lady
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but I'm sure as hell you could do a lot better than me
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Goodbye
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I don't think we can Mr Kowalski
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Jacob groans
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You could have ducked under the counter but you didn't
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You could have looked the other way but you didn't
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In fact you were willing to put yourself in danger
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to save a perfect stranger
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Seems to me you're just the kind of average Joe
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the world needs right now
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You just don't know it yet
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That's why I had to show you
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We need you Mr Kowalski
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Duration
123 seconds
Views
113
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:35
Uploaded
Feb 23, 2026
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures,Heyday Films

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Movie Summary

Professor Albus Dumbledore must assist Newt Scamander and his partners as Grindelwald begins to lead an army to eliminate all Muggles.