"Fargo" quotes

Fargo poster
Minnesota car salesman Jerry Lundegaard's inept crime falls apart due to his and his henchmen's bungling and the persistent police work of the quite pregnant Marge Gunderson.

Director: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Writer: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen
Production: N/A
Genre: crime, thriller
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 85/100
ImdbRating: 8.1
BoxOffice: $24,611,975
Released: 05 Apr 1996
Awards: Won 2 Oscars. 83 wins & 58 nominations total

154 Clips

I brought you some lunch Margie - Fargo 00:04
I brought you some lunch Margie
No Jean no money - Fargo 00:03
No Jean no money
Are you from around here - Fargo 00:14
Are you from around here
Jeez Well - Fargo 00:09
Jeez Well
Well it sounds like you're doing really super - Fargo 00:05
Well it sounds like you're doing really super
Well I'm a police officer from up Brainerd - Fargo 00:32
Well I'm a police officer from up Brainerd
Hiya Lou - Fargo 00:15
Hiya Lou
If I give these sons of bitches 1 million - Fargo 00:10
If I give these sons of bitches 1 million
Oh my Where - Fargo 00:12
Oh my Where
Wade have you had a chance to think about - Fargo 00:19
Wade have you had a chance to think about
Hi Norm How you doing Margie - Fargo 00:16
Hi Norm How you doing Margie
I'm not gonna debate you Jerry - Fargo 00:04
I'm not gonna debate you Jerry
Unguent - Fargo 00:06
Unguent
Fucking shitbox - Fargo 00:04
Fucking shitbox
Oh yeah - Fargo 00:04
Oh yeah
Whoa daddy - Fargo 00:03
Whoa daddy
We're not a bank Jerry - Fargo 00:03
We're not a bank Jerry
Goes like this - Fargo 00:16
Goes like this
So where you girls from - Fargo 00:09
So where you girls from
Hey they said they were going to the Twin Cities - Fargo 00:10
Hey they said they were going to the Twin Cities
Hey they said they were going to the Twin Cities - Fargo 00:09
Hey they said they were going to the Twin Cities
So we got a trooper pulls someone over - Fargo 00:18
So we got a trooper pulls someone over
How's it look Marge - Fargo 00:11
How's it look Marge
Oh yeah Yeah - Fargo 00:05
Oh yeah Yeah
Come on plug me into the ozone baby Come on - Fargo 00:05
Come on plug me into the ozone baby Come on
Hi hon Welcome back - Fargo 00:37
Hi hon Welcome back
Now I'm in a bit of trouble - Fargo 00:10
Now I'm in a bit of trouble
You know it's proven that secondhand smoke is - Fargo 00:08
You know it's proven that secondhand smoke is
So do you remember getting a call Wednesday night - Fargo 00:35
So do you remember getting a call Wednesday night
Oh fuck it I don't have to talk either man - Fargo 00:21
Oh fuck it I don't have to talk either man
Oh yeah Is it reasonable - Fargo 00:04
Oh yeah Is it reasonable
So you went and married Norm son of a Gunderson - Fargo 00:05
So you went and married Norm son of a Gunderson
Jerome Lundegaard - Fargo 00:25
Jerome Lundegaard
Prowler needs a jump - Fargo 00:04
Prowler needs a jump
I'm not talking about your damn word Jerry - Fargo 00:05
I'm not talking about your damn word Jerry
I'm doing really super there Thanks - Fargo 00:14
I'm doing really super there Thanks
So Mike should we get together another time you think - Fargo 00:27
So Mike should we get together another time you think
Now her dad he's real well off - Fargo 00:35
Now her dad he's real well off
All right just keep it still back there lady - Fargo 00:07
All right just keep it still back there lady
Well heck If you wanna If you wanna play games here - Fargo 00:25
Well heck If you wanna If you wanna play games here
How was everything today - Fargo 00:04
How was everything today
Three people in Brainerd - Fargo 00:37
Three people in Brainerd
I'll fix you some eggs - Fargo 00:04
I'll fix you some eggs
Finder's fee is what 10 - Fargo 00:37
Finder's fee is what 10
Well I'm sorry sir - Fargo 00:06
Well I'm sorry sir
I am talking about your potential - Fargo 00:35
I am talking about your potential
May I be excused - Fargo 00:25
May I be excused
So we got a trooper pulls someone over - Fargo 00:13
So we got a trooper pulls someone over
There's the car There's the car - Fargo 00:08
There's the car There's the car
Well I would know - Fargo 00:31
Well I would know
We sat right here in this room - Fargo 00:35
We sat right here in this room
Pretty good Mr Lundegaard - Fargo 00:36
Pretty good Mr Lundegaard
Yeah I decided not to park here - Fargo 00:04
Yeah I decided not to park here
You mind if I sit over here - Fargo 00:20
You mind if I sit over here
Stay away from me man - Fargo 00:06
Stay away from me man
You betcha Yeah - Fargo 00:04
You betcha Yeah
You're saying - Fargo 00:05
You're saying
He never done this before - Fargo 00:28
He never done this before
How long you work for the escort service - Fargo 00:13
How long you work for the escort service
Shep what the hell are you doing I'm banging that girl - Fargo 00:05
Shep what the hell are you doing I'm banging that girl
One of us pays the other for half - Fargo 00:33
One of us pays the other for half
We stop at Pancakes House - Fargo 00:37
We stop at Pancakes House
No That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours - Fargo 00:34
No That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours
Fucking little weasel - Fargo 00:13
Fucking little weasel
The heck do you mean - Fargo 00:03
The heck do you mean
All right Jerry you got the phone to yourself - Fargo 00:37
All right Jerry you got the phone to yourself
Do you mind if I sit down - Fargo 00:05
Do you mind if I sit down
I'm Jerry Lundegaard - Fargo 00:22
I'm Jerry Lundegaard
You are smooth smooth you know - Fargo 00:04
You are smooth smooth you know
All right Jerry I'm through fucking around - Fargo 00:24
All right Jerry I'm through fucking around
Love you Margie - Fargo 00:04
Love you Margie
You ever been to Minneapolis - Fargo 00:23
You ever been to Minneapolis
Hey you got Arby's all over me - Fargo 00:04
Hey you got Arby's all over me
Two more months - Fargo 00:04
Two more months
Shut the fuck up - Fargo 00:10
Shut the fuck up
I guess that's it then - Fargo 00:35
I guess that's it then
No that's not it Jerry - Fargo 00:35
No that's not it Jerry
I guess that's it then - Fargo 00:36
I guess that's it then
This could work out real good for me and Jean and Scotty - Fargo 00:08
This could work out real good for me and Jean and Scotty
They announced it - Fargo 00:35
They announced it
Who the fuck are you - Fargo 00:28
Who the fuck are you
Okay I want you to tell me what these fellows looked like - Fargo 00:28
Okay I want you to tell me what these fellows looked like
You okay Margie - Fargo 00:17
You okay Margie
For Pete's sake - Fargo 00:12
For Pete's sake
I'm not sure that I agree with you 100 - Fargo 00:06
I'm not sure that I agree with you 100
See there's a minimum charge of 4 - Fargo 00:28
See there's a minimum charge of 4
You're darn tooting - Fargo 00:03
You're darn tooting
I'm going crazy out there at the lake - Fargo 00:35
I'm going crazy out there at the lake
Say Lou - Fargo 00:13
Say Lou
So that was Mrs Lundegaard on the floor in there - Fargo 00:31
So that was Mrs Lundegaard on the floor in there
It's proven that second hand smoke is - Fargo 00:18
It's proven that second hand smoke is
Is it reasonable - Fargo 00:10
Is it reasonable
In what way - Fargo 00:52
In what way
I'm turning in now - Fargo 00:11
I'm turning in now
I'm through fuckin' around - Fargo 01:34
I'm through fuckin' around
I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday - Fargo 04:26
I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday
I'm not talking about your damn word - Fargo 00:14
I'm not talking about your damn word
I'm not gonna debate you - Fargo 00:12
I'm not gonna debate you
I'm in a bit of trouble - Fargo 00:26
I'm in a bit of trouble
I'm doing really super there - Fargo 00:25
I'm doing really super there
I'm carrying quite a load here - Fargo 00:17
I'm carrying quite a load here
I'm banging that girl - Fargo 00:15
I'm banging that girl
I'll fix you some eggs - Fargo 00:12
I'll fix you some eggs
I need unguent - Fargo 00:10
I need unguent
I love you - Fargo 00:16
I love you
I just think I'm gonna barf - Fargo 00:23
I just think I'm gonna barf
I don't know - Fargo 00:31
I don't know
I got the money - Fargo 02:49
I got the money
I don't have to talk - Fargo 00:35
I don't have to talk
I decided not to park there - Fargo 00:13
I decided not to park there
You're darn tootin' - Fargo 00:11
You're darn tootin'
You stay away from me - Fargo 00:17
You stay away from me
I am talking about your potential - Fargo 01:18
I am talking about your potential
How's the fricasse - Fargo 00:35
How's the fricasse
How's it look - Fargo 00:28
How's it look
How was everything today - Fargo 00:12
How was everything today
Here are the keys - Fargo 01:31
Here are the keys
Fuckin' asshole - Fargo 00:10
Fuckin' asshole
Do you remember getting a phone call late Wednesday night - Fargo 02:25
Do you remember getting a phone call late Wednesday night
Do you mind if I sit over here - Fargo 00:32
Do you mind if I sit over here
You ever been to Minneapolis - Fargo 00:40
You ever been to Minneapolis
You betcha - Fargo 00:09
You betcha
Ya got Arby's all over me - Fargo 00:12
Ya got Arby's all over me
Why don't you just ask him for the money - Fargo 01:29
Why don't you just ask him for the money
Where's my daughter - Fargo 01:18
Where's my daughter
Where is pancakes house - Fargo 01:19
Where is pancakes house
What the Chris' - Fargo 00:10
What the Chris'
What kind of finders fee are you looking for - Fargo 04:37
What kind of finders fee are you looking for
What are ya sayin' - Fargo 00:14
What are ya sayin'
We're not a bank - Fargo 00:10
We're not a bank
Welcome back - Fargo 00:31
Welcome back
We haven't had any vehicles go missing - Fargo 01:33
We haven't had any vehicles go missing
We had a deal - Fargo 01:06
We had a deal
Two more months - Fargo 00:13
Two more months
This is Reilly Diefenbach from GMAC - Fargo 01:09
This is Reilly Diefenbach from GMAC
This could work out real good for me and Jean and Scotty - Fargo 00:26
This could work out real good for me and Jean and Scotty
They announced it - Fargo 01:07
They announced it
There's the car - Fargo 00:13
There's the car
The heck do ya mean - Fargo 00:11
The heck do ya mean
That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours - Fargo 01:56
That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours
That was Mrs - Fargo 01:08
That was Mrs
So he went and changed his name to J3L2404 - Fargo 00:34
So he went and changed his name to J3L2404
So we got a trooper pulls someone over - Fargo 00:37
So we got a trooper pulls someone over
Shut the fuck up - Fargo 00:27
Shut the fuck up
Should we get together another time - Fargo 00:45
Should we get together another time
Prowler needs a jump - Fargo 00:11
Prowler needs a jump
Plug me into the ozone - Fargo 00:12
Plug me into the ozone
Oh for Pete's sake - Fargo 00:22
Oh for Pete's sake
May I be excused - Fargo 01:00
May I be excused
Long term parking charges by the day - Fargo 01:14
Long term parking charges by the day
Just keep it still back there - Fargo 00:18
Just keep it still back there
Jesus Christ - Fargo 00:31
Jesus Christ
Jerry Lundegaard - Fargo 03:06
Jerry Lundegaard
Lundegaard - Fargo 01:00
Lundegaard

Cast

Jerry Lundegaard - William H. Macy
Carl Showalter - Steve Buscemi
Gaear Grimsrud - Peter Stormare
Jean Lundegaard - Kristin Rudrüd
Wade Gustafson - Harve Presnell
Scotty Lundegaard - Tony Denman
Irate Customer - Gary Houston
Irate Customer's Wife - Sally Wingert
Car Salesman - Kurt Schweickhardt
Hooker #1 - Larissa Kokernot
Hooker #2 - Melissa Peterman
Shep Proudfoot - Steve Reevis
Reilly Diefenbach - Warren Keith
Morning Show Host - Steve Edelman
Morning Show Hostess - Sharon Anderson
Stan Grossman - Larry Brandenburg
State Trooper - James Gaulke
Victim in the Field - J. Todd Anderson
Victim in Car - Michelle Suzanne LeDoux
Marge Gunderson - Frances McDormand
Norm Gunderson - John Carroll Lynch
Cashier - Petra Boden
Mike Yanagita - Steve Park
Customer (as Wayne Evenson) - Wayne A. Evenson
Officer Olson - Cliff Rakerd
Hotel Clerk - Jessica Shepherd
Airport Lot Attendant - Peter Schmitz
Mechanic (as Steve Schaefer) - Steven I. Schafer
Man in Hallway (as David Lomax) - David S. Lomax
José Feliciano - José Feliciano
Night Parking Attendant (as Don William Skahill) - Bix Skahill
Mr. Mohra - Bain Boehlke
Valerie (voice) - Rose Stockton
Bismarck Cop #1 - Robert Ozasky
Bismarck Cop #2 - John Bandemer
Bark Beetle Narrator (voice) - Don Wescott
Soap Opera Actor on TV (archive footage) - Bruce Campbell
Heavyset Man In Bar - Clifford Nelson
Women in the Bar - Lori J. Ness