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Mr. Mohra:
So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' And he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" And he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing," And he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."Officer Olson:Uh-huh.Mr. Mohra:So he angrily says, "Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'!" only he doesn't use the word "jerk."Officer Olson:I understand.Mr. Mohra:And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothin' And he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then."Officer Olson: Ya got that right.Mr. Mohra:And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age." And then he just pays his tab and walks out saying, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake!"Officer Olson:White Bear Lake?Mr. Mohra:Well... Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption.Officer Olson:Oh sure.Mr. Mohra:So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here last week and she thought I should call it in. So... I called it in. End o' story.Officer Olson:What'd this guy look like, anyway?Mr. Mohra:Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'.Officer Olson:Uh-huh. In what way?Mr. Mohra:Oh, just in a general kinda way
So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' And he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" And he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing," And he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."Officer Olson:Uh-huh.Mr. Mohra:So he angrily says, "Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'!" only he doesn't use the word "jerk."Officer Olson:I understand.Mr. Mohra:And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothin' And he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then."Officer Olson: Ya got that right.Mr. Mohra:And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age." And then he just pays his tab and walks out saying, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake!"Officer Olson:White Bear Lake?Mr. Mohra:Well... Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption.Officer Olson:Oh sure.Mr. Mohra:So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here last week and she thought I should call it in. So... I called it in. End o' story.Officer Olson:What'd this guy look like, anyway?Mr. Mohra:Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'.Officer Olson:Uh-huh. In what way?Mr. Mohra:Oh, just in a general kinda way
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Well so I'm tendin' bar down there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday
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This little guy's drinkin' and he says Where can a guy find some action
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I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake
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I says What kind of action He says Woman action What do I look like
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And I says What do I look like I don't arrange that kind of thing
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He says I'm goin' crazy at the lake And I says But this ain't that kind of place
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He says Oh I get it So you think I'm a jerk for askin'
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Only he don't use the word jerk Then he calls me a jerk
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Says the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now so I don't say nothin'
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He says What d'you think of that I says Don't sound like a good deal for him
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You got that right Says Guy's dead and not of old age
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Then he says Jeez I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake
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White Bear Lake
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Ecklund and Swedlin's closer to Moose Lake so I made that assumption
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Anyway he's drinkin' at the bar so I don't think a great deal of it
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But Mrs Mohra heard about the homicides down here and thought I should call it in
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so I called it in
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End of story
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What did this guy look like anyways Oh he's a little guy kinda funny lookin'
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In what way Oh just in a general kind of way
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Movie Summary
Minnesota car salesman Jerry Lundegaard's inept crime falls apart due to his and his henchmen's bungling and the persistent police work of the quite pregnant Marge Gunderson.
